Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
When love breaks down
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Wait, what?
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Next
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
What the hell?
Today, I went a girl's home for our second date. As she opened the door, she was leaving with another guy. I said, "I thought we had a date this evening?" Her response was, “Tah tah!” as she walked out the door while hanging on to his arm. FML
Trading places
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
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Zebediabolical 45
"Yeah. I hit on you from two internet profiles. So you don't really need to go across town to meet me again."
201chasew 22
It probably wasn't a good date if she didn't even want to finish it. :/
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Comments (68)
kyrasrayne420 4
what a little bitch
pris0027 19
Forget her OP. She probably used you for a free lunch or dinner.
ThePols 11
Double dang. Get it? Double, cause she had two dates.. Okay.
casste 6
That's how people date... She should've set the date for another night, but maybe she just wanted to get the dates out of the way. You usually don't find your soul mate on the first date.
AyOoDaLoBo33 10
This happened to me quite recently! Trust me,if you're not worth enough of her time to even honor a commitment to a date with you and do it properly, you should probably just put an end to that. I don't think
8313girl 28
Wow, that was very rude and uncouth of her. That other date could have been set for another night. And, why would she tell him she's going on another date when any other excuse could have been used to spare his feelings. Sorry sugar, you're better off finding someone worth your time.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Don't give her a second thought
AnyaS 19
Is her name Quinn Morgendorffer by any chance?
appletreee 30
Speed dating taking seriously!
yerrkiddingme 2
that's not too bad really