Anonomous
Whitby, Canada
Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sadday
United States
When love breaks down
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
lamesauce
Canada
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Jebus
Canada
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wait, what?
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Anonymous
Next
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
Anonymous
Barnesville, United States
What the hell?
Today, I went a girl's home for our second date. As she opened the door, she was leaving with another guy. I said, "I thought we had a date this evening?" Her response was, “Tah tah!” as she walked out the door while hanging on to his arm. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Bremerton, United States
Trading places
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
well okay then
Calgary, Canada
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
zed
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
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Zebediabolical 45
"Yeah. I hit on you from two internet profiles. So you don't really need to go across town to meet me again."
201chasew 22
It probably wasn't a good date if she didn't even want to finish it. :/
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Comments (68)
Goblin182 27
That was actually 2 dates. The first and the last.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Errr I get that your feelings are a bit hurt, but there's nothing wrong with playing the field dating casually before settling down.
IWishIWasObama 12
There is nothing wrong with dating casually. There is something wrong when your date just treats you like a client and keeps you to a time slot and once time runs out goes on to the next one.
limabeans101029 21
Cutting a date short to go on one with someone else is extremely rude. I wouldn't bother with anyone who did that to me.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Ha when I was a teen, when my mom called to check what I was doing, I'd just jokingly answer "doing drugs on the street corner" or something to that effect. And of course friends would yell sexual things while I was on the phone with her ("hey, come back to bed!"). I guess it helped that we were all pretty good kids, but I find sarcasm can actually help with trust and honesty when things Do happen.
R2Y2 22
Probably a bitch anyways
imslappy 8
talk about speed dating...
ecstasy22 12
That was just her reason to get away from you OP
XQuartzX 15
At least she told you that she had another date instead of lying.
tamesenicole 27
Not the gal for you then
FML17072014 1
**** your life
oliveoyle 6
house bunny?