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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By dateless - 21/09/2012 11:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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By KDH - 26/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

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realeah 4

Monday 5 November 2012 23:57

Ouch... Apparently it wasn't blind enough. Sorry, guys. I saw the opportunity... And took it.

wallandpiece 16

Monday 5 November 2012 23:59

Why did you feel the need to come back and tell us?

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Phunya 1

Tuesday 6 November 2012 16:47

Hahaha! She sounds like an asshole! Hey man, it would've probably been better if you didn't stay with that bimbo anyway?

yenidewi 11

Tuesday 6 November 2012 17:52

that's why she will need a lot more blind date ... lolz

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 6 November 2012 17:58

Now that's called speed dating!

noisebox 1

Tuesday 6 November 2012 18:32

Ouch!

tatesp0138 3

Tuesday 6 November 2012 22:24

Aww I feel so bad! If I were there I would've let u sit with meeee!! :)

SoylentCandycorn 10

Wednesday 7 November 2012 2:18

It could have been worse, she could have kept her "nope" in her head, and then used you to buy her dinner anyway. She sounds like a complete bitch, and you didn't have to waste any money on her.

cooldaddio 14

Wednesday 7 November 2012 11:24

Be glad. She's clearly a bitch.

yentlben 2

Wednesday 7 November 2012 18:38

Well, at least you got her (the judgmental, rude, unappreciative, diva) out of your life in an instant. You are so much better off.

DJAllen 6

Friday 9 November 2012 5:21

Probably the wrong person?

izzywell 2

Saturday 10 November 2012 0:02

Poor you, I would never do that

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