Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
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Top comments
realeah 4
Ouch... Apparently it wasn't blind enough. Sorry, guys. I saw the opportunity... And took it.
wallandpiece 16
Why did you feel the need to come back and tell us?
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Comments (127)
Phunya 1
Hahaha! She sounds like an asshole! Hey man, it would've probably been better if you didn't stay with that bimbo anyway?
yenidewi 11
that's why she will need a lot more blind date ... lolz
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Now that's called speed dating!
noisebox 1
Ouch!
tatesp0138 3
Aww I feel so bad! If I were there I would've let u sit with meeee!! :)
SoylentCandycorn 10
It could have been worse, she could have kept her "nope" in her head, and then used you to buy her dinner anyway. She sounds like a complete bitch, and you didn't have to waste any money on her.
cooldaddio 14
Be glad. She's clearly a bitch.
yentlben 2
Well, at least you got her (the judgmental, rude, unappreciative, diva) out of your life in an instant. You are so much better off.
DJAllen 6
Probably the wrong person?
izzywell 2
Poor you, I would never do that