Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
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Top comments
realeah 4
Ouch... Apparently it wasn't blind enough. Sorry, guys. I saw the opportunity... And took it.
wallandpiece 16
Why did you feel the need to come back and tell us?
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Comments (127)
daytoday21 10
Lemon law- it's gonna be a thing
Yorih 19
What's the law - when life gives you lemons, throw them at shallow bitches? ;)
OhDearBetrayal 25
There's already a lemon test, but I'm not sure how an obscenity check would help OP.
mcaisse77 17
Apparently I'm the only one who got the How I Met Your Mother reference...
B_CeouL 12
Let's suit-up!
rizzybear 4
You dodged a bullet there bro, one day when she finds a guy at a club who is obsessed with becoming the world's greatest model who spends his minimum wage on protein shakes she'll miss the days when good guys could afford to take her out to restaurants.
rizzybear 4
Oh crap accidentally double posted, let the avalanche of down votes commence
PoshLife_Cross 5
She obviously realized that you're out of her league, OP.
Dracoboxer357 36
No worries then, Op! If she's that shallow, you shouldn't want anything to do with her anyways. :) Chin up, Op! You'll find someone you appreciates you for who you are one day! Cheers!
rsunshine2020 13
I mean clearly she was a deranged psycho talking to herself.. Or worse her imaginary friend, So it's best she left anyways
saderboi41 10
Sounds like the exact same reaction she'll get from her future baby's dad when she tells him that she's pregnant.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I would have said "Yup." and followed her. *Me Gusta face*
ben827 10
In that case, I think creepy gusta would more applicable. Me gusta también.
capslockisgood 19
Just a little too creepy.
LogicalMembrane 3
Apparently she wasn't blind enough, OP.
ICastillo 25
Maybe she was saying "nope" to the restaurant. She just wasn't feeling fish taco night OP.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Well you could look at it as, you didn't get stood up. I always hated being stood up, got use to the smart comments.