Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
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Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
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realeah 4
Ouch... Apparently it wasn't blind enough. Sorry, guys. I saw the opportunity... And took it.
wallandpiece 16
Why did you feel the need to come back and tell us?
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Comments (127)
thepooburgler 2
owned.
hollywoodt1ts 15
what a self-righteous ****. I'm sure she has or will soon have syphilis and gonorrhea, and will die a terrible, terrible death. so sorry, OP. keep your chin up. you want to date someone that likes you for more than just your looks. she probably has a low IQ too. look at that, OP, you probably lucked out. FYL though
merpelyn 2
What a rude date! No need to waste your time on someone so shallow and rude anyway OP. Best of luck on the next date!
CountryCutie90 5
You just had to much awesomeness for her to handle I'm sure
GOD4GIVEIDONT 0
HA!!!!!! I'm an ugly mother ******
charvisioku 22
Well if it were me in that situation, I would sit through the date and see how it went, then if I didn't like the guy enough I would just say "This was nice but I'm not interested in any more dates" or something like that. Not just "Hurrdurrrr NOPE derpaherpderp". Besides... if she's on a blind date in the first place, I highly doubt she's a stunner herself.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Count your blessings OP, at least you didn't waste your time and money on someone as shallow as that girl.
Solipsist 12
wow, what the hell is wrong with people? what ever happened to being kind to one another. That really sucks op, take it as something that says more about your blind date than it does about you.
dcats 13
Who needs a. Blind date when dating websites exist everywhere?
devon8823 4
Bitch