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Today, the fire alarm went off halfway through my bikini wax. FML

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You deserved it

By StickyVag - / Tuesday 7 August 2018 19:30 / New Zealand

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By interesting33 | 36

#7665144 - Monday 23 July 2018 15:34

YDI... you shouldn't have been so smokin' hot.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7673011 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 2:12

Fire in the hole!

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By interesting33 | 36

#7665144 - Monday 23 July 2018 15:34

YDI... you shouldn't have been so smokin' hot.

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7665378 - Tuesday 24 July 2018 2:10

You got the fire down below!

By RichardPencil | 27

#7673011 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 2:12

Fire in the hole!

pugs | 12

#7673081 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 7:26

Which hole?

By real life problems | 26

#7673025 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 3:23

Your skin wasn't the only thing burning in that place!

By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#7673045 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 5:41

And here I thought redheads being called fire crotch was just a saying.

By Charlie Given | 19

#7673130 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 9:52

Does it look like someone played a prank on you😂😂

By Takegami | 21

#7673488 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 23:10

Next time don’t get a bikini wax, dumbass

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