Health: Today, the fire alarm went off halfway through my bikini wax....

By StickyVag - 07/08/2018 19:30 - New Zealand

Today, the fire alarm went off halfway through my bikini wax. FML

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interesting33 36

Monday 23 July 2018 15:34

YDI... you shouldn't have been so smokin' hot.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 August 2018 2:12

Fire in the hole!

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interesting33 36

Monday 23 July 2018 15:34

YDI... you shouldn't have been so smokin' hot.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 24 July 2018 2:10

You got the fire down below!

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 August 2018 2:12

Fire in the hole!

pugs 12

Wednesday 8 August 2018 7:26

Which hole?

real life problems 26

Wednesday 8 August 2018 3:23

Your skin wasn't the only thing burning in that place!

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Wednesday 8 August 2018 5:41

And here I thought redheads being called fire crotch was just a saying.

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 8 August 2018 9:52

Does it look like someone played a prank on you😂😂

Takegami 22

Wednesday 8 August 2018 23:10

Next time don’t get a bikini wax, dumbass

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