By LonelyInLA - 16/02/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when the Jim Beam commercial came on with the hot girl saying how she likes her men fat and hairy. My mom walked in and said, "See honey, you still have a chance." FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 528
You deserved it 4 962

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Should have said: "Fat hairy men? Hmm, to be honest I think she'd probably fall in love with you first"

Oh Shut The Fuck Up!

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I guess parents really do listen to beer commercial. Next thing you know they bought you some Axe, then you know you're screwed.

Or with BudLight he's the most awesome!

you deserved that one!!!...sorry but is true....

#4 and #6 This is the United States of America. Alcolohol is our bread and butter baby! But serious dude, are you fat and hairy? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No, Jesus is bread!

Nice, thanks for the lol

That is one of the WORST commercials in television history. Not only are they pushing urine in a bottle, but they are pushing the mistreatment of women. I kept waiting for her to say "I take a good left cross and right upper cut when my man gets drunk". I am thankful for my girlfriend and what she has meant to me. Dudes really should find a nice girl and when they do, give back the positive effects that are bestowed upon them.

Oh Shut The Fuck Up!

That's a great commercial! It describes me perfectly! I have a little bit fat, a little bit hairy back, I like to watch a lot of football and go out with the boys!

You still don't have a chance. She is just giving you false hope.

ouch dude. that, well that just sucks lol

Should have said: "Fat hairy men? Hmm, to be honest I think she'd probably fall in love with you first"