By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
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null_fml 11
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So you're a spawncamper? ...I hate you.

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Fichael 0
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don't feel bad I've been throwing stuff at ppl thinking I'm using a tomahawk

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MrSkinnyJeans 0

lol I play to much too.

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redheadregect 0
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am I the only one that knows the weapon/map cheat?

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tekcor 2

Your poor brain. COD is just Battlefield for pansies.

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GiggidyPants 0
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black ops is for queers

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labratory5 0
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lol fuck yes cod is the shit

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movie141 0
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gotta love black ops

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2552_fml 0
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battlefield ftw

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slappygecko 21

:D agreed

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

LOL, I'm on a 47 win streak right now haha.

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robj118 10
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I realized I play too much when I started having War dreams

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DivakiddOsz 5

add qLAMOROUSz on live (: I'll rape all of you :D seriously.. I'm a beast .

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jacetopia96 1
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it's an addiction. I can stop when I want to. lol

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ComMed1 0
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medal of honor is better

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idonthaveanameok 0
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i hate self-evoking FML posts, dont bother trying to go through the sympathy path.

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PieInTheSky24 0
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Rofl I used to play cod alot as well and whenever my phone ran out of battery it became an accidental habit to say "my phone's out of ammo" xD

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prousey 0
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hehe me too lvl 40 on Xbl now GT dahiddenkilla

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G_thelegend 0

LOL

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ninjanate 0

lmfao.

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lalagirl912 0

Tee-Hee FLUG ANTI FLOOD!

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null_fml 11
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So you're a spawncamper? ...I hate you.

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Bees_fml 0

What's a spawn bitch? (I don't play.)

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redheadregect 0
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a noon that kill you when you come back to life

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Arachu 5
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he was telling the pizza to hurry up and spawn so he could kill it... little did he know it had a martyrdom waiting for him... >=)

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bwhahaha_fml 10
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don't you get spawn shield?

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airforce987 20
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72 your username is your answer to your question

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rallets 22

#89 ...how?

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greeneyedgoalie7 0

#96 exactly

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Sikk33 0
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Maybe he just likes to play hardcore?? And just hates waiting for the spawn timer.. just a thought..

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

115- That's the impression I got. I get the same way. Sometimes spawn time is fucking outrageous.

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tex_mex13 0

hah!!

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Hgielad_720 0

Lmao, that's hilarious. But you're retarded.

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De3z 0
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is there such thing as to much COD?

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CitrusGirl 0
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Yes. It's called buying the prestige edition, calling in sick for the week and having 2 days played already. My brother knows a kid like that.

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Lucidium 0
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COD is overrated. Play some Barbie Adventures or something.

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LeChuck 0
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boring fml. so you play a lot of call of duty. big deal.

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Nadinek98 0
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I feel srry for Ur sex life ... if u have one .. god damn cod nerds these days.

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Mpsteve13 7
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I bet your about to use your computer for porn cause that's the extent of your sex life

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

hey now, not cool.

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And_Jelly 0
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CoD is overrated, I hate it, and the physics suck but I'm addicted to FPS. Give FPS a try, maybe you'll take that comment back.

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bh0p 0

FPS? What's that because I don't wanna sound stupid and say First Person Shooter. Because COD falls into that catergorey as well.

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chalkdust 4
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FPS is first-person shooter...

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Naitras 15
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or frames per second

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HamsteronA 0

FPS is fat people stink

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allmidnighteyes 10
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I LOVE TOTINOS PIZZA!

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mimibabyboo24 0
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ehh pizza rolls are better I think

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Fichael 0
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don't feel bad I've been throwing stuff at ppl thinking I'm using a tomahawk

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xxKAGExx 0
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total win hahaha

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davault 0
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everyone at my school does that except we use throwing knife style still

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nobunaga0416 0
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I do that shit just cuz it's fun.

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