By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 284
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So you're a spawncamper? ...I hate you.

don't feel bad I've been throwing stuff at ppl thinking I'm using a tomahawk


MrSkinnyJeans 0

lol I play to much too.

am I the only one that knows the weapon/map cheat?

tekcor 2

Your poor brain. COD is just Battlefield for pansies.

black ops is for queers

lol fuck yes cod is the shit

gotta love black ops

battlefield ftw

slappygecko 21

:D agreed

KittehSayzRAWR 0

LOL, I'm on a 47 win streak right now haha.

I realized I play too much when I started having War dreams

DivakiddOsz 5

add qLAMOROUSz on live (: I'll rape all of you :D seriously.. I'm a beast .

it's an addiction. I can stop when I want to. lol

medal of honor is better

i hate self-evoking FML posts, dont bother trying to go through the sympathy path.

Rofl I used to play cod alot as well and whenever my phone ran out of battery it became an accidental habit to say "my phone's out of ammo" xD

hehe me too lvl 40 on Xbl now GT dahiddenkilla

G_thelegend 0


ninjanate 0


lalagirl912 0


So you're a spawncamper? ...I hate you.

Bees_fml 0

What's a spawn bitch? (I don't play.)

a noon that kill you when you come back to life

he was telling the pizza to hurry up and spawn so he could kill it... little did he know it had a martyrdom waiting for him... >=)

don't you get spawn shield?

72 your username is your answer to your question

rallets 22


greeneyedgoalie7 0

#96 exactly

Maybe he just likes to play hardcore?? And just hates waiting for the spawn timer.. just a thought..

thrAsHeRr9081 16

115- That's the impression I got. I get the same way. Sometimes spawn time is fucking outrageous.

tex_mex13 0


Hgielad_720 0

Lmao, that's hilarious. But you're retarded.

is there such thing as to much COD?

Yes. It's called buying the prestige edition, calling in sick for the week and having 2 days played already. My brother knows a kid like that.

COD is overrated. Play some Barbie Adventures or something.

boring fml. so you play a lot of call of duty. big deal.

I feel srry for Ur sex life ... if u have one .. god damn cod nerds these days.

I bet your about to use your computer for porn cause that's the extent of your sex life

thrAsHeRr9081 16

hey now, not cool.

CoD is overrated, I hate it, and the physics suck but I'm addicted to FPS. Give FPS a try, maybe you'll take that comment back.

bh0p 0

FPS? What's that because I don't wanna sound stupid and say First Person Shooter. Because COD falls into that catergorey as well.

FPS is first-person shooter...

or frames per second

HamsteronA 0

FPS is fat people stink


ehh pizza rolls are better I think

don't feel bad I've been throwing stuff at ppl thinking I'm using a tomahawk

total win hahaha

everyone at my school does that except we use throwing knife style still

I do that shit just cuz it's fun.