Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
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MrSkinnyJeans
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lol I play to much too.
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redheadregect
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am I the only one that knows the weapon/map cheat?
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tekcor
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Your poor brain. COD is just Battlefield for pansies.
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GiggidyPants
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black ops is for queers
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labratory5
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lol fuck yes cod is the shit
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movie141
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gotta love black ops
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2552_fml
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battlefield ftw
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slappygecko
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:D agreed
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KittehSayzRAWR
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LOL, I'm on a 47 win streak right now haha.
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robj118
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I realized I play too much when I started having War dreams
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DivakiddOsz
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add qLAMOROUSz on live (: I'll rape all of you :D seriously.. I'm a beast .
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jacetopia96
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it's an addiction. I can stop when I want to. lol
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tompullinger
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ur a faggot
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ComMed1
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medal of honor is better
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idonthaveanameok
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i hate self-evoking FML posts, dont bother trying to go through the sympathy path.
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PieInTheSky24
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Rofl I used to play cod alot as well and whenever my phone ran out of battery it became an accidental habit to say "my phone's out of ammo" xD
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prousey
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hehe me too lvl 40 on Xbl now GT dahiddenkilla
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G_thelegend
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LOL
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ninjanate
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lmfao.
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lalagirl912
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Tee-Hee
FLUG ANTI FLOOD!
FLUG ANTI FLOOD!
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null_fml
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So you're a spawncamper?
...I hate you.
...I hate you.
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Bees_fml
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What's a spawn bitch? (I don't play.)
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redheadregect
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a noon that kill you when you come back to life
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Arachu
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he was telling the pizza to hurry up and spawn so he could kill it... little did he know it had a martyrdom waiting for him... >=)
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bwhahaha_fml
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don't you get spawn shield?
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airforce987
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72 your username is your answer to your question
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rallets
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#89 ...how?
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greeneyedgoalie7
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#96 exactly
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Sikk33
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Maybe he just likes to play hardcore?? And just hates waiting for the spawn timer.. just a thought..
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thrAsHeRr9081
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115- That's the impression I got. I get the same way. Sometimes spawn time is fucking outrageous.
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tex_mex13
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hah!!
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Hgielad_720
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Lmao, that's hilarious.
But you're retarded.
But you're retarded.
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De3z
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is there such thing as to much COD?
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CitrusGirl
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Yes. It's called buying the prestige edition, calling in sick for the week and having 2 days played already. My brother knows a kid like that.
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Lucidium
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COD is overrated. Play some Barbie Adventures or something.
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punkylemon
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51 WIN.
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LeChuck
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boring fml. so you play a lot of call of duty. big deal.
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Nadinek98
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I feel srry for Ur sex life ... if u have one ..
god damn cod nerds these days.
god damn cod nerds these days.
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Mpsteve13
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I bet your about to use your computer for porn cause that's the extent of your sex life
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thrAsHeRr9081
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hey now, not cool.
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And_Jelly
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CoD is overrated, I hate it, and the physics suck but I'm addicted to FPS.
Give FPS a try, maybe you'll take that comment back.
Give FPS a try, maybe you'll take that comment back.
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bh0p
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FPS? What's that because I don't wanna sound stupid and say First Person Shooter. Because COD falls into that catergorey as well.
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chalkdust
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FPS is first-person shooter...
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Naitras
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or frames per second
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HamsteronA
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FPS is fat people stink
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allmidnighteyes
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I LOVE TOTINOS PIZZA!
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mimibabyboo24
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ehh pizza rolls are better I think
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Fichael
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don't feel bad I've been throwing stuff at ppl thinking I'm using a tomahawk
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xxKAGExx
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total win hahaha
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davault
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everyone at my school does that except we use throwing knife style still
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nobunaga0416
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I do that shit just cuz it's fun.
...I hate you.