FML : Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave....

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Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 13 November 2010 17:55 / United States

Geek

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By null_fml | 11

#1696663 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:07

So you're a spawncamper?

...I hate you.

By Fichael | 0

#1696730 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:23

don't feel bad I've been throwing stuff at ppl thinking I'm using a tomahawk

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By MrSkinnyJeans | 0

#1696641 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:05

lol I play to much too.

redheadregect | 0

#1697209 - Sunday 14 November 2010 2:11

am I the only one that knows the weapon/map cheat?

tekcor | 2

#1697550 - Sunday 14 November 2010 3:40

Your poor brain. COD is just Battlefield for pansies.

GiggidyPants | 0

#1697575 - Sunday 14 November 2010 3:50

black ops is for queers

labratory5 | 0

#1697580 - Sunday 14 November 2010 3:53

lol fuck yes cod is the shit

movie141 | 0

#1697656 - Sunday 14 November 2010 4:25

gotta love black ops

2552_fml | 0

#1697793 - Sunday 14 November 2010 5:17

battlefield ftw

slappygecko | 21

#1697910 - Sunday 14 November 2010 5:41

:D agreed

KittehSayzRAWR | 0

#1698203 - Sunday 14 November 2010 6:50

LOL, I'm on a 47 win streak right now haha.

robj118 | 10

#1698216 - Sunday 14 November 2010 6:51

I realized I play too much when I started having War dreams

DivakiddOsz | 5

#1698401 - Sunday 14 November 2010 7:29

add qLAMOROUSz on live (: I'll rape all of you :D seriously.. I'm a beast .

jacetopia96 | 1

#1698777 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:12

it's an addiction. I can stop when I want to. lol

tompullinger | 0

#1700037 - Sunday 14 November 2010 12:34

ur a faggot

ComMed1 | 0

#1700266 - Sunday 14 November 2010 14:07

medal of honor is better

idonthaveanameok | 0

#1701317 - Sunday 14 November 2010 18:05

i hate self-evoking FML posts, dont bother trying to go through the sympathy path.

PieInTheSky24 | 0

#1701379 - Sunday 14 November 2010 18:23

Rofl I used to play cod alot as well and whenever my phone ran out of battery it became an accidental habit to say "my phone's out of ammo" xD

prousey | 0

#1701896 - Sunday 14 November 2010 20:23

hehe me too lvl 40 on Xbl now GT dahiddenkilla

By G_thelegend | 0

#1696643 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:05

LOL

ninjanate | 0

#1697829 - Sunday 14 November 2010 5:24

lmfao.

lalagirl912 | 0

#1698466 - Sunday 14 November 2010 7:44

Tee-Hee

FLUG ANTI FLOOD!

By null_fml | 11

#1696663 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:07

So you're a spawncamper?

...I hate you.

Bees_fml | 0

#1697212 - Sunday 14 November 2010 2:12

What's a spawn bitch? (I don't play.)

redheadregect | 0

#1697229 - Sunday 14 November 2010 2:15

a noon that kill you when you come back to life

Arachu | 5

#1697275 - Sunday 14 November 2010 2:30

he was telling the pizza to hurry up and spawn so he could kill it... little did he know it had a martyrdom waiting for him... >=)

bwhahaha_fml | 10

#1697593 - Sunday 14 November 2010 3:59

don't you get spawn shield?

airforce987 | 20

#1697692 - Sunday 14 November 2010 4:52

72 your username is your answer to your question

rallets | 22

#1697817 - Sunday 14 November 2010 5:22

#89 ...how?

greeneyedgoalie7 | 0

#1697866 - Sunday 14 November 2010 5:33

#96 exactly

Sikk33 | 0

#1698144 - Sunday 14 November 2010 6:37

Maybe he just likes to play hardcore?? And just hates waiting for the spawn timer.. just a thought..

thrAsHeRr9081 | 16

#1698190 - Sunday 14 November 2010 6:46

115- That's the impression I got. I get the same way. Sometimes spawn time is fucking outrageous.

By tex_mex13 | 0

#1696665 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:07

hah!!

By Hgielad_720 | 0

#1696669 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:07

Lmao, that's hilarious.
But you're retarded.

By De3z | 0

#1696676 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:08

is there such thing as to much COD?

CitrusGirl | 0

#1696697 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:11

Yes. It's called buying the prestige edition, calling in sick for the week and having 2 days played already. My brother knows a kid like that.

Lucidium | 0

#1697308 - Sunday 14 November 2010 2:39

COD is overrated. Play some Barbie Adventures or something.

punkylemon | 4

#1697653 - Sunday 14 November 2010 4:24

51 WIN.

By LeChuck | 0

#1696681 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:09

boring fml. so you play a lot of call of duty. big deal.

By Nadinek98 | 0

#1696707 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:14

I feel srry for Ur sex life ... if u have one ..
god damn cod nerds these days.

Mpsteve13 | 7

#1696853 - Sunday 14 November 2010 1:03

I bet your about to use your computer for porn cause that's the extent of your sex life

thrAsHeRr9081 | 16

#1697138 - Sunday 14 November 2010 1:54

hey now, not cool.

And_Jelly | 0

#1697290 - Sunday 14 November 2010 2:34

CoD is overrated, I hate it, and the physics suck but I'm addicted to FPS.

Give FPS a try, maybe you'll take that comment back.

bh0p | 0

#1697602 - Sunday 14 November 2010 4:01

FPS? What's that because I don't wanna sound stupid and say First Person Shooter. Because COD falls into that catergorey as well.

chalkdust | 4

#1697664 - Sunday 14 November 2010 4:31

FPS is first-person shooter...

Naitras | 15

#1699882 - Sunday 14 November 2010 11:45

or frames per second

HamsteronA | 0

#1699917 - Sunday 14 November 2010 12:01

FPS is fat people stink

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#1696720 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:20

I LOVE TOTINOS PIZZA!

mimibabyboo24 | 0

#1697027 - Sunday 14 November 2010 1:39

ehh pizza rolls are better I think

By Fichael | 0

#1696730 - Sunday 14 November 2010 0:23

don't feel bad I've been throwing stuff at ppl thinking I'm using a tomahawk

xxKAGExx | 0

#1697225 - Sunday 14 November 2010 2:14

total win hahaha

davault | 0

#1697239 - Sunday 14 November 2010 2:18

everyone at my school does that except we use throwing knife style still

nobunaga0416 | 0

#1698095 - Sunday 14 November 2010 6:28

I do that shit just cuz it's fun.

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