By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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DjeePee 24

You totally deserved it. There is nothing more to be said. Hopefully you'll now have learned the importance of words like 'respect', 'loyalty', 'love' and 'peoplewhocheatdeservetobekickedintheballs'.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

I love how OP expects us to feel sorry for him. YDI

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GaryMuzz 4

How do you know what I expect?

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gofferurself 10

you so so so deserved it. You sound like the kind a of that give decent guys a bad name.

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teenagirl96 6

are we supposed to feel bad for you...? idiot.

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Kiirst_mt1994 26

If you weren't such an idiotic cheating ass, you wouldn't be in that mess. It's your own fault, and i hope karma gets you back twice.

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CommanderBalls 10

I could never cheat on my girlfriend. Neither would she. B thankful you still have balls

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babyzann 0

They should have snip your little friend too... How nice of them to have just let you off so easily... Asshole!!!

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zephyrum 0

This is why I don't cheat. You learned it the hardway tho

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