By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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DjeePee 24

You totally deserved it. There is nothing more to be said. Hopefully you'll now have learned the importance of words like 'respect', 'loyalty', 'love' and 'peoplewhocheatdeservetobekickedintheballs'.

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Franklin24 3

And that's why you never cheat

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chubby_choco 17

:3 I wish I could press 'You Deserve It' more than once. And yeah, if it was a girl in the hospital bed, I'd STILL say that. A ***** is a *****, regardless of gender.

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AJRENO 0

That is what happens with two girlfriends, dumbf*ck

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newburton13 26

Cheater cheater single-for-life shit eater.

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gigglezgirl 0

Don't ask for any sympathy. YDI

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funsizedfreek 4

At least now you probably won't have kids which means less idiots in the world with your horrendous genes of stupidity

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