By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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DjeePee 24

You totally deserved it. There is nothing more to be said. Hopefully you'll now have learned the importance of words like 'respect', 'loyalty', 'love' and 'peoplewhocheatdeservetobekickedintheballs'.

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themeade 5

You deserve it for being a cheating asshole

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lissy3131 5

Don't be a cheating and lying bastard, and that won't happen **** nut, you're just plain stupid.

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EffyFails 18

don't worry, I'll even it out and get the right one

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ForeverJasmine 26

You're a douche bag.

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RogueThirteen 20

Right when I saw "both of my girlfriends", I immediately hit YDI

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Justine94_x 31

You completely deserve this, you dick. People like you are the worst kind of people.

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lucyisbae 18

Is this really you're FML? I feel like you're two ex-girlfriends should have a much better reason to be writing one.

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livelaughlovepie 22

The first lime made me already say you deserved it-.- that's terrible to do

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thatcoolguy123 14

"Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to--" both of your what? YDI x100000000000

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