Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
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ironwords 8
And they say chick flicks are good for men
bri5083 9
No one can beat Channing Tatum. It's impossible I'm sorry..
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Comments (231)
4everblackjack 10
*Shrugs* I watched Underworld Awakening 3D instead of a corny movie like that. And I'm a girl. No offense but the whole thing seems so.. Cheesy :l
julz0125 5
Agree. I'd rather see underworld
nightwanderer 6
I agree underworld beats any stupid romance any day. I'll never understand the appeal of romance movies.
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
I agree one hundred percent. I don't make my fiance sit through boring, unrealistic, and corny movies that neither of us really like. We see films such Underworld, Real Steel, and Saw instead. But then again, it is all a matter of opinion.
grace12898 0
Tell her that entire story is the exception, not the rule and you always play by the rules and she should accept that she's just not the exception
DWeth 0
Bro, if she wants a guy who gets a girl to fall BACK in love with her, then knock her ass out and start over with her.
rugger32 7
Hey, at least you went to the Vow with her, to me that sounds like a good boyfriend!
twisted_cherub 14
Seriously. Last weekend I suggested we go see the new Underworld. My boyfriend rejected the idea on the basis that sequels usually suck and it'll probably be a waste of time. I still don't make comments like OP's girlfriend.
rugger32 7
Ooo sorry to hear that :/. I asked my guy if he would go see the Vow with me and he said "sure lol" I'm lucky to have him :)
hateevryone 15
too bad
mom2pen 4
Should have seen Safe House, Denzel is the man.
xxtb0 0
awh shyt, hahah
LivingProdigy 0
On on to the next one.
bummuffin26 0
In all fairness the vow is a movie n not many guys r like that. Plus she's ur gf not wife. In the movie they were married. I watched it today as well. Good movie but not so realistic
christyxoxo 8
actually, it was based on a true story.
Xotoolyxo 16
Amen