Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
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Top comments
ironwords 8
And they say chick flicks are good for men
bri5083 9
No one can beat Channing Tatum. It's impossible I'm sorry..
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Comments (231)
foreverforward 11
She's probably right.
bittersweet25 3
I want to see that movie it looks good plus I love Rachel McAdams...but sorry about the gf that's gotta be a low blow to you
theonlysweetpea 10
Not every girl likes romantic movies. I personally think they're boring
MDTeddy 13
This movie is supposed to be watched on V-day. Isn't it odd having an early date? Also, girls are always touching theirselves to actors. Op should have said something and his gf should have just said it to him because I don't think it is a big deal unless he isn't as loving as he should be.
Snowgriffen99 0
Wat did u do to get that response?
chengy4191 7
Channing is much better looking then u ;)
Midwest 5
Why does every girl thinks she's worth it?
GypsyRover 0
Leave her at the theatre. Maybe she can find one there.
chels1994 11
Well, then let her find someone more to her liking of she's going to be like that
smedic34 3
It is a movie for a reason. Not real life.