Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ironwords 8
And they say chick flicks are good for men
bri5083 9
No one can beat Channing Tatum. It's impossible I'm sorry..
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (231)
perdix 31
Try to become like him. I've seen the ads, but I won't waste my money on a remake of "50 First Dates." Learn some corny romantic lines and rehearse them until you can say them with a straight face.
txgirl2013 14
Make her watch **** and say "I need a sex partner like that."
mattclark 0
Thank you
cntryiscntrywide 0
My self esteem would drop quicker than the ***** in the video can. Then again I'm not a shallow bitch who'd make her boyfriend under appreciated.
braddah112233 1
THE BEST COMMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN ON HERE!!!!!! If i could i would like this a million times! Haha
SweetPerfectionn 3
Listen to this person!
tiffanynickole 8
Then be the guy she deserves
downtime 13
From her attitude it sounds like that would be a douchebag. Why lower the bar?
braddah112233 1
No
Sumo69 9
My wife is always saying stuff like that to my it's cute right.
perdix 31
Big mistake! Never take a woman to a movie unless you are clearly hotter than the male lead. That's why I stick with the offerings of Matthew McConaughey, Bradley Cooper and Ryan Reynolds . . . but I avoid movies starring Jack Black and Zach Galifinakis ;)
SoSickWithIt 14
Hmm, who can resist those beards?
heyyy464 1
Say "I deserve a girl as hot as her.."
juicifer 0
Get her one and do better for yourself!
twisted_cherub 14
Haven't seen it, or even heard of it, and I'm sure it's probably exaggerated by far. Just give her some flowers and say you wish it could be like the movies so you could spend all your time showering her with affection but you'll always do the best you can in the real world. Cue "I have the greatest guy in the world" sex, which is slow & lacks in any kind of kink but, hey, you're getting some. All we want is to know you think we're special & worth a little romance.
downtime 13
Yes, lets just pander to her unrealistic expectations and change because we all know the person you are inside isn't good enough. Of course, that's what they need to teach kids these days, "You aren't good enough, be better". Awesome pep talk.
twisted_cherub 14
If she expects a movie romance, then yes, it's unrealistic. I agreed in another comment that he's already leagues ahead just by taking her to see it, but there are two sides to every story. Maybe this is the only thing he's done for her in a while. Maybe he made sarcastic remarks through the whole movie. Maybe she's feeling insecure about their relationship for any number of reasons and just needs some reassurance. My self-esteem doesn't depend on my boyfriend's actions, but the strength of our relationship does. That goes for my actions as well. What's the point of being together if you don't care about the other person's happiness? I was just encouraging a little sweetness, which goes for both partners.
badactor009 0
You made some good points and I agree. I go out of my way to treat my wife like a princess because it makes her feel special. It pays off big time. In return I get treated like a king and get plenty of affection and also plenty of what women give when they feel loved and secure. You know what I am talking about. Maintaining a good relationship is not about the facts. Its about how she feels about herself when she is with me.
mrbuckeye 2
Your first problem is that you went to see The Vow...
perdix 31
Tell her she also deserves to walk home.