Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
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ironwords 8
And they say chick flicks are good for men
bri5083 9
No one can beat Channing Tatum. It's impossible I'm sorry..
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legresley85 1
Girls that think like her deserve to be single. The guys not perfect so what neither is she I bet.
twisted_cherub 14
All I know is that my mom once gave my cousin the best piece of advice I've ever heard... "I can fall in and out of love with Dusty (my dad) a dozen times a day, but I stay through the out of love times because I know he's still the man I originally fell in love with and committed to be with for the rest of my life, and the good outweighs the bad. Love is not 'all you need' to make a life together. You have to be ready for forever."
geod69 8
But she settled for you
DaMan25 4
Dude same issue with me my girlfriend wants to see the vow and I don't want to but I can't tell her that so I have to see it also :(
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
I agree, especially because more than half of those actors you see on TV are cheated on and/or divorced faster than a roadrunner on happy pills.
Fmlsea 28
Must of been said for a reason
musicluvr2000 11
Yes she does deserve to be dumped by a "guy like him"
thesockbunny 5
If you heard her say it, you were meant to. Take the hint and shape up!
linkinpark98 24
YDI for going to see The Vow in the first place.
CheerGrl0001 4
Heck no Channing Tatum is amazing no one can compare to him.. If you tried you'd be left in the dust!!!
YdoIhaveAchode 4
You're dumb.