Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
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ironwords 8
And they say chick flicks are good for men
bri5083 9
No one can beat Channing Tatum. It's impossible I'm sorry..
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Comments (231)
sgtgrim570 0
At that point she should have learned that no, she doesn't deserve a guy like that, and walking home sucks.
AugustBurnsToast 14
I get the same feeling after watching Transformers
bubo_fml 11
"...And I deserve to have my knob slobbed on an hourly basis, but we don't always get what we want, do we darlin'?"
arthurlikestrain 0
She sounds dilusional. Most who feel they deserve something, usually don't. In most cases (definitely not all), if you deserved what you thought you did, you'd have it. YDI though for taking to a romance movie in the wrong mindset. If you did it right, she'd have been thankful you watched it with her, not negatively comparing you.
meruu_2005 1
Pinch her on the ovaries
Dramori 29
She'll never get someone 'perfect' if she is such a rude bitch! Tell her to get her head out her ass or break up if she is that unhappy with you.
Coffeebang 17
I'm going to watch it soon :)
Cat_Daniels 6
No offense, but every girl loves romantics
biancalovesyou23 0
Okay how did you watch it when it doesn't come out until February 14th ?!
raaager 5
It came out on the 10th.
mmjluvi 1
Well maybe she does, maybe yu treat her like shit and don't realize it