Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML
Today, I was at an outdoor market with my family. We'd had dinner and were about to leave when two women stood next to our table, smoking. We called out to let them know they could have it, as we were leaving. They thought we were complaining about the smoke. They yelled at us and stormed off, while the other tables stared. FML
Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML
Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML
Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
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Top comments
Flyersfan54 4
I hate hypocrites.
fernclogger 5
Talk about a hypocrite
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Comments (205)
123josie123 11
The hypocrisy is strong with this one...
LuckyTroll 6
Was just going to say that
Rectumended 3
^^^no one cares
loserman67 36
Bitches be crazy.... this broad is one of those "holy-er than thou" a$$holes. What she does is just fine and dandy but no one else better do the same. She wants to be the one to reward her children with cancer from second hand smoke, how dare you try to step into her rightful place.
skullcandifiedDJ 5
.... What the hell did I just read
loserman67 36
How pedantic of you
Tempuser117 2
#58 - You are the winner. Have a free internet!
eyecon502 13
Future winner of the "Jerry Springer Mom Of The Year Award"
transalex 4
Why do you always bring up Jerry Springer in your comments?
desireev 18
Is using Jerry Springer references not allowed?
RedPillSucks 33
Not without payment to the Jerry Springer® foundation.
br0ccoli 15
Hypocrisy is huge these days.
Vash_41288 10
If its a legal place for me to smoke then I would of kept smoking, hell even light another after that one. And called her out on her stupid ass smoking too.
Calyx_fml 22
What kind of cigarette was she smoking?
Clamcreepy 7
Bitch please, get the **** out my face.
wlddog 14
At least you were polite and said please.
theamazingone_12 7
hmmm id say you deserved this because if you hadn't been smokin in the first place it wouldnt have happened, but that woman needs to stop being a hypocrite
dubzta 1
If you lived in america i would just say its just the...... American spirit! YEEEAAAHHHH!
spitonitdaddy 5
Well, I got the pun lol
shovelface1990 4
It was probably one of those e cigarettes. The water vapor ones. They look surprisingly convincing.