By Lola987 - / Monday 18 March 2019 00:00 /
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By  EmDizzle2007  |  26

tits are great. and maybe that's he feels her good for. every guy knows one chick who annoyed the ever living fuck outta him, but she's got a nice ass or some other shit that helps him get off. it's not a statement on his dedication or affection for you, it's basically porn at this point.

  Pycnogonida  |  16

There is a whole internet's worth of fantastic titty pictures for him to look at, and he doesn't have to bother anybody to get them or make his girlfriend think he's cheating. Not buying your statement EMdizzle

By  jbuckets_404  |  36

Well, in this situation, I firmly (Oops! Didn't intend for the pun :-() believe that HE's the biggest boob in the room ... and elsewhere. Best of luck, OP, in your search to find a guy for your very worthwhile self who will actually give you the respect, attentiveness, & productive challenges to make you strive to be even better then now - with him demonstrating as to prove his worthiness and loyalty of such a classy "broad/ dame!" ("Lol" as to the equivalent of a "dish" [NOT a side-piece]) eg, "broad/ dame!") 'Night! --John

By  zuckerburg  |  21

What does your birthday have to do with getting your boyfriend up for work and then snooping on his phone? Seems like someone needed an excuse to be on his phone as she already had suspicions he was cheating? And for added "aw we agree your life sucks" magic, added that you found this out on your birthday? drama. you. need. more?

So, "Today, I used the excuse "I was just being a good girlfriend and setting your work alarms." I say excuse, because I was actually snooping on my boyfriends phone to see if he was cheating on me.

This is how that FML would have been accurate. Girl, sounds like YDI.