Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML
Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML
Today, while giving a presentation, I felt something tickle my nose, but I kept talking through it. Eventually, someone in the front row raised their hand and said, “You’ve got a little, uh… something.” It was a full-on rogue booger. Hanging. Wiggling. For 10 minutes. FML
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Top comments
Clarinetrox 19
I guess picking your nose isn't always a bad thing
bethany_camille 0
hey how do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it!!! :D but that sucks!!!
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Comments (90)
Calyx_fml 22
That 'snot funny.
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
^ lol
XxAndyasphixiate 1
Hahah (:
dreamering 16
Learn how to smile with your lips and not your nose
hihi1212 1
you nasty thing.clearly you dont lookin the mirror at all
Scalabrine44 0
has anyone told you youre a bitch? all your comments are bitchy as ****
abluekiwi 0
Agreed.
Scalabrine44 0
hey 37, did you make an FML about your mom breaking you and your gf up? It would probably get on (;
HannahForbesxo 13
Do not feed the troll.
wazzup182FML 3
what do you expect, its friday 13th
sheethapins 13
Yep, FML database might shut down do to FML overloads today.
TraceCase_ 19
I like to hit up a mirror real quick once or twice throughout the day, just to make sure everything's still in order. Strangers aren't gonna tell ya you have a bat in the cave!
traze 7
Hey nice name,the first part.
VickyG17 4
#21, sorry for being a geek or something but your picture is not funny at all, considering the dramatic events of that day and the kid running in this condition.. yeah, thumb me down all you want...
TraceCase_ 19
It's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to make you think and raise awareness to things that most people accept without thinking twice about. It's a Banksy. He's an underground street artist who does a lot of controversial pieces. I just happen to be fond of his work, not trying to offend anyone. I'll go ahead and change it for ya.
TXjuggalo972 6
aww i didnt see it :(( I thought y'all were talking about the chicken peices xD
traze 7
It was saying hi as well.
shawn_11 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. FYL!!!!
SluggerJ 7
and you couldn't feel that OP
baconboy_42 8
Bats in the cave are the worst. FYL.
sterlingarcher 1
omg I love your pic!!!! :))