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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:25 - United States

Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

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By Jo - 26/10/2009 03:14 - United States

Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML

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By Nighty-nitrogen - 10/05/2016 00:07 - United States - Hollywood

Today, I was trying to sleep, when I felt someone rattling my bed from underneath. Petrified from shock, I lied there for what felt like hours, waiting for a murderer to spring out. I must've finally fallen asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I found out it was a minor earthquake. FML

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By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 03:47 - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 23:01 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I heard what sounded like an explosion from the basement of my house. Turns out my foundation cracked. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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By Jaybird1587 - 03/08/2009 12:43 - United States

Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML

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By Alberto - 07/10/2022 10:30

Today, I had to wake up my mother as the earthquake alarm rang in my country. This is the second quake in less than a week. FML

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softbonez 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 9:23

Nobody deserves this.

liindsey 25

Tuesday 4 August 2009 9:16

This reminds me of Family Guy. Exactly.

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Simdis 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 8:22

You deserve this for saying "Wolken." For Christ's sake, this site has a spell check! What it needs is a stupid retard check. You would be banned for life, my simple-minded friend.

xXmoses_rocksXx 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 17:02

Uhhh...idiot...he SAID 'woken'. You need to learn how to READ! And even if he DID misspell it, who the **** cares? We're ******* human beings! We aren't perfect!!

nodbor 11

Wednesday 5 August 2009 9:52

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=car+crashes+into+a+house&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

nodbor 11

Wednesday 5 August 2009 9:57

google, car crashes into house.

cmac86 23

Wednesday 5 August 2009 19:42

I wouldn't know what that sounds like. have you had experience in that area before? that's quite a specific description if you're not accoustomed to it. or you had one hell of a guess.

jackncokejr 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 7:22

that BLOWS. grab a bat and **** THAT BITCH UP

blowfist 0

Friday 7 August 2009 6:51

Yeah, it totally sounds like an earthquake, doesn't it? A really loud, exploding earthquake. This happened to me on Mother's Day, only my retard bust through a brick wall and jumped a pool. FYL! FML! CHEERS!