By Nighty-nitrogen - 10/05/2016 00:07 - United States - Hollywood

Today, I was trying to sleep, when I felt someone rattling my bed from underneath. Petrified from shock, I lied there for what felt like hours, waiting for a murderer to spring out. I must've finally fallen asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I found out it was a minor earthquake. FML
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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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Phantomsnake 10

In situations like this, if it was someone call the police and do Not wait for a murderer to show up.

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bella_nana347 23

That's just what they want you to believe.

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risher01 16

I bet that must've shaken you up a bit!

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Phantomsnake 10

In situations like this, if it was someone call the police and do Not wait for a murderer to show up.

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Bunnyluver 20

You can't always reach the phone in a situation like that.

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Dale_shackleford 13

If you're lucky the police will get to you within 20 minutes. If you are in a huge city or in a rural area it can be hours. The best thing to do is to comply or if you are sure you can adequately defend yourself, defend yourself.

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Emma Hersø Rasmussen 10

Sometimes you are so scared you aren't able to do what you're supposed to do, like call the police.

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nash1991 20

If it really was a murderer, you wouldn't have woken up at all. Better to run the hell outta there than lay frozen and fall asleep!

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sparkledoge 29

Last time such a small earthquake shook my bed i yelled at my dog because i thought he'd jumped on it. We often have them here and i mistake them for something else every time. Usually figure it out when they're mentioned on tv.

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Dilwann 27

I think you ended up with the best one of those two options.

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Suaria 38

Judging from the FML, it was a minor earthquake. On the other hand, if it had been a major earthquake, the OP very well could have died. So either situation the OP could have died.

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dbt88 15

Right, but the two things were murderer or minor earthquake. A minor quake shouldn't kill you so OP got the better of the two.

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bella_nana347 23

That's just what they want you to believe.

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jkjorn 16

So you were shaken, but not stirred?

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EagleSonOfEagle 11

The thought of a burgler had you quaking in your boots.. or bed as the case may be. Has no one tauht you that you can lean down and actually look under your bed? It's a great way to find girly magazines, loose change, and all those single socks that seem to come back from the wash no in pairs.

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sparky82 11

Or a monster. One of their favorite hiding places is under the bed.

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whysobeachy 37

I feel you, OP. A similar thing happened to me, once. I was lying in my bed at night, when a small earthquake hit. I knew it was a quake, but I have a huge fear of the dark, so I started thinking paranoid thoughts, and was frozen in terror.

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DeathofCareBear 21

Playing possum is always a smart choice.

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