It's a mystery

By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 030
You deserved it 61 083

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you idiot. Were you surprised he knew your name? or omg! were you worried he knew your address also?

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if time had passed the OP might have grown taller. fyl for not growing. always good to compliment people who can read

this is not an fml at all kuz she just embarassed herself oooo soo scary, and i know i cant spell haha

Learn to spell.

Yeah, she got an "F" in sex too.... OH Lord, How did the cop know!?

not an FML. Seriously who clicked yes when they were moderating this? Boo fucking hoo I said one stupid thing to a person I'll probably never see again! My life is obviously fucked beyond repair!

wait how is this a fml?

well he's obviously retarded and illiterate...is that how you spell it? hmm maybe im the one who is illiterate

you idiot. Were you surprised he knew your name? or omg! were you worried he knew your address also?

The OP was probably also shocked he knew what state she lived in.

#2 some people are just so dumb it baffles me.

I think I'd probably do the same thing c.c

That was kind of dumb. And not really an FML.

oh and also agree with #4

This wasn't funny at all.

NO COMMENT ABOUT WOMEN DRIVERS!haha

Are you seriously that dumb?!