Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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LiveThenDie 2
And what a smart little brother she has!! lol Blackmail is fun.
JustDial911 0
YDI, as you didn't check all around the house. Now, the kid is going to start a **** website, with your picture on the first page. Good Job!!! THREADJACKERS WELCOME
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Comments (254)
P1xie 0
Hahahahahaha FAIL ! WIN for the lil bro
uhohuscrewedup 0
hahahaha guess u'll be his slave from now on. get ready to spend a Lot of time watching his shows and movies
Guardian720 0
smart kid
iamnatalie 0
eww why would your little bro want a picture of you guys? lmao
MiloC_fml 3
extortion fun. kid's a winnah!
city147 0
you need to hire the kid who has been gutting the mice.... no seriously you can't control your little brother? my brothers woudve pounded the sh* t out of the other until he gave it up! If your man enough to be bangin your gf man up and stop your bro!
city147 0
sorry I see it's HER little bro... same thing.. he needs to learn you don't do things like that... protect your woman... beat her bro!
sydspectacular 0
best fml ever . this is too funny .
amanda_gza 0
Aww I wish I had a bro that cool.
terror_twins 0
Hahaha, funny kid.