By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

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Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
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Same thing different taste

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And what a smart little brother she has!! lol Blackmail is fun.

YDI, as you didn't check all around the house. Now, the kid is going to start a **** website, with your picture on the first page. Good Job!!! THREADJACKERS WELCOME

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So? Beat the shit out of him and take his phone, then break it. Now he has no proof, and you two just need to create an alibi.

SaraSykes 0

That Kids A ******* Genius. xD

wtsyrfce 0

I did that to my older brother when I was seven using the my dad's favorite camera. My brother and his girlfriend freaked out after I told them that they were my slaves and he nearly tackled me trying to get the camera back. I think his girlfriend was wondering how I knew that they were doing something bad. In reality, I actually thought that they were trying to break the couch (our mother always got mad at me for jumping on all bouncy things like beds and couches. she said that if she caught anyone damaging the furniture like that she would do something bad... she said 'or else...', but I still believed in that sort of threat back then). I put the camera back where I got it in my dad's home office later on but didn't delete the photo since I didn't know how (I did try though since I was sort of afraid of my brother at that point). Two weeks later the picture was shown at an extended family reunion (apparently my dad doesn't check the photos on his camera, he just plugs in the camera and shows everything on it). The fact that it was the last photo so the slide show stopped on the picture made it even worse for my brother. Then again, I don't think me saying that I remembered taking the photo helped the situation, especially since I was seven. My parents were shocked, to put it lightly. After that event was finally sort of forgotten, we received the giant photo album my mother had ordered with the photos from my dad's camera on it. That was when I discovered something. The slide show wasn't staying on the same picture that day. I had actually duplicated the picture when I was trying to delete it. Let's just say more than half of the pages in the album had that picture on them.