OP isn't koala-fied enough to join the army

The flag should be a eucalyptus leaf

Be koala you can be or a koala of one

at least you don't have to worry about guns.. just animals that could possibley tear your face off..

Are you sure they were really the guest and not someone playing a prank

possibly* and ok well obliously i don't believe in equal rights

104- *obviously :)

thanks. i hate this phone.

She's on the grass, that's for sure...

She sounds absolutely menthol-eucalyptus!

Or perfectly suited to wear a straight jacket, and reside in a padded cell.

77- go home your not funny

She's not crazy, she's mentally guilty.

*goofy auto correct has been killing me lately

At least you care for the Koalas

You are fit for the koala army. Here's your badge.

Koala's are so adorable! Why would anyone want to imagine thousands of them dead?

I didn't choose the koala life...

The koala life chose me.

They do like dem apples.

All day. Everyday. #koala

"kawaii as fuck" is now "koala as fuck"

I don't op had the necessary koalafications for the job anyway.

Sheeeeees jackinit jackinit jackedy jack, smackedy smackedy smackedy smack...

Excuse me I butchered that 2nd part "spankin it jackin it spankedysmack" I apologize

I don't know. Imagining 25,000 dead North Koreans doesn't affect me that much. Anyway, was this like a PETA meeting or something?

There are ass professors? Where do I sign up?

@11, Umm.. proctology?

There's proctology professors? In college? Never heard of a class for it.

not the professor. it was a guest speaker

Sloths. There is only room for one awesome tree climbing animal. However the war has been going slow, D-day started a year ago, but the sloth invasion has just barely launched from the beaches and going to Australia.