By notpreggers - 15/04/2009 20:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was wearing a new 500 dollar dress on a crowded train. I looked great and I could feel the eyes on me. A cute guy then offered me his seat, only boosting my confidence more until he said "for you and the baby," pointing at a bump in my dress. I'm not pregnant and wasted 500 dollars. FML
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YDI for buying a five hundred dollar dress.

Is that where you keep your ego? YDI.

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YDI for not knowing your own currency. It's pounds, not dollars.

She could be on a U.S. military base. I use Dollars in Germany

that's not a ydi dumbass, she could be in the US atm

she could also just have calculated the dollar sum of it because most people on FML are americans. I do that all the time in the internet.

I oughtta slap your mother.

you bought a pregnancy dress? smart.

This is the best comment I have ever read.

I don't get it?

she has a potbelly most likely......

she's fat. he thought she was pregnant.

Hopefully the store has returns.

Is that where you keep your ego? YDI.

YDI for buying a five hundred dollar dress.

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"today, i finally succeeded in my life goal of being the first person to comment on an fmylife post, only to realize that i ended up looking like a giant douche. fml. -lolzorpoop"

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