By notpreggers - United Kingdom
Today, I was wearing a new 500 dollar dress on a crowded train. I looked great and I could feel the eyes on me. A cute guy then offered me his seat, only boosting my confidence more until he said "for you and the baby," pointing at a bump in my dress. I'm not pregnant and wasted 500 dollars. FML
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By  sammyg  |  0

"today, i finally succeeded in my life goal of being the first person to comment on an fmylife post, only to realize that i ended up looking like a giant douche. fml. -lolzorpoop"