Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
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Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
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Top comments
MrBoredGuy 1
Headphones, bro?
bizarre_ftw 22
Say it's pop music
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Comments (214)
ninjuh_wingman 29
Shouldnt you lock the door when you watch ****? Plus i swear their was an fml pretty much exactly like this one.
erne_e 6
There definitely was.
1221jamw 11
Yeah I remember it too
hedgehog80 0
Lots of people get caught watching ****, I know I have
Llama_Face89 34
Thrre*
Llama_Face89 34
Well I should probably go hang myself now. There**
uniongirl02 0
Maybe not everyone has a lock on their door...
warsun 27
I do but you can pretty much use your finger as a key :/
sucks2BEyouu 0
atleast she didn't catch you in the act and only heard the noise..
cb1002630 11
either way she would most likely have known due to the state you would have been in when she walked in (pants down)
FYLDeep 26
For your sake OP, I hope you were watching some traditional single-man with a single-woman doing missionary **** or something and not some goofy swirly fetish videos.
RedPillSucks 33
He was watching "two men, one horse".
FYLDeep 26
Is that the same thing as Mr. Hands? I'm sorta getting sick of people making up new names for old videos.
bizarre_ftw 22
He was watching two and a half men
himoonkey 8
Huh, reminds me of The Other Guys
Azninvasion217 0
That was child pornography though
Azninvasion217 0
That was child pornography though
perdix 31
I would imagine your raging boner also raised her suspicion. If your hard-on was not detectable, then FYL.
bizarre_ftw 22
"I- Uh- I'm just, uh, happy to see you?" :)
perdix 31
"No, ma, it's just a pickle in my pocket!"
mimerino 9
Three cheers for the perks of female masturbation.
kieron2013 19
hip-hip hooray hip-hip hooray hip-hip hooray.
Jason199615 0
What ended up happening?
sikmunkee 9
ydi OP.ever heard of earphones
upyourzlolz 11
What? Is ".ever heard of earphones" a new sort of file type?
Jordan740 6
Just say someone was shot & is now screaming & sometimes yelling "**** Me" in spite of the pain
110_percent 5
The Inbetweeners Movie `Ham` scene. Enough said.