Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
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Top comments
MrBoredGuy 1
Headphones, bro?
bizarre_ftw 22
Say it's pop music
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Comments (214)
Kyreece13 3
You fail! You should probably be more careful!
nflevy 0
Mite I recommend beats by dr. Dre
Joanlysn 0
Hahaha
Joanlysn 0
Lol if you live with other ppl especially your mom why don't you lock your door, and secondly buy headphones next time?
IDGAF4usernames 0
Ever heard of locking the door or saying "I'm going to take a shower"
armbrustermo 5
Headphones dumbass
RegeenaDanielle 0
I would have been like 'Lil Wayne puts the weirdest things in his songs...'
nickyz85 0
anybody else notice no number 1
icw 0
lol
karishmo 2
should have use headphones!
Toxic_Ninja 2
Who do you think you are?!?! I challenge you to a creeper hiss off!!
lexii_bieber123 0
There is such thing as headphones if your going to do that