By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML
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Dracoboxer357 35

Well, did she kiss them better at least? ;P Double owned, sorry Op. :p

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perdix 29

It was no accident. She probably just read "Fifty Shades of Grey" and decided to jazz things up with that S&M shit.

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Drigr 9

Idk Noor... I'm usually pretty straight up with, "your elbow.... My balls.... Our children...."

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sacredeye73 11

You should have let her watch her shows!

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Raesin 21

How can you watch a movie alone with someone? You're either alone or you're not.

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15949058 4

That must've hurt. My boyfriend told me that before his brother stepped on his crotch....

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ImBrent 8

It took me a while to read this fml due to this sentence, "I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend."

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zombiebombatron 6

So sad, this probably would have happened with my and my ex. I swear, its funny at first but it embarrasses me if I think about it too much D:

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blutopaz 5

I've done that. It makes up for all the times my boyfriend is an ass. Isn't love grand? :)

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Thorzix 23

Not all guys are asses to their girlfriends, if you find it a good thing then you lack common sense.

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raykyogrou0 4

how the **** do you watch a movie alone with someone else?

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