Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML
Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
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Jackiess22 0
Shit
bigdickprick 0
Did she order that shit? Scandalous hoe.
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Comments (118)
shessocold 0
Maybe she ordered it herself because she wants to get married and you didn't sound like you were going to ask. Girl's a genius.
buttshapedfruit 0
hahahaha this Is interesting
perdix 31
How did y'all miss it? It's the OP's mom that ordered the plane! She wants grandkids and wants her son to quit dicking around with Cassie and either marry her and make babies, or break them up so he can find suitable wife material. Moms!: They can be the biggest bitches!
SeedlessMe 13
Ahahahaha Mr Perdix has done it again... You always manage to see through the BS to the clearer picture :-D
78euge781995 0
you're f***** OP. Either follow up with the wedding or tell her the thruth, maybe she'll understand.
RobD5160 0
Game over.
ironjohn1989 0
you've been going with her for a year and a half? should have just gone with it, that's an expensive setup there.
doriangray2 0
well do you wanna marry her...cuz then that shit just worked out in your favor!!!! lmao
Ookami87 0
most say, do you love her? do you wanna marry her? I say that was destiny calling!
kisseshugsdrugs 5
what is with all you idiots immediately jumping to "well then why dont you marry her?" what if he didnt want to? which he obviously doesnt since he posted this on FML. what if she ordered it herself and is just allaround crazy? OP, what you should really do is just tell her it wasnt you who ordered it and tell her the truth. if you cant do something as simple as that then you deserve to be in a horrible marriage.
apintsizepeanut_fml 4
well that saves you the money of getting a plane! haha… my first thought was that some other guy ordered a plane and asked her, while she was dating you.