Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML
Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
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Jackiess22 0
Shit
bigdickprick 0
Did she order that shit? Scandalous hoe.
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Comments (118)
ZeroMan42 0
I originally thought that maybe OP's friends did it as a prank. Now I think that Cassie did it for herself. So FYL bigtime. Hey, she isn't one of those crazies who you'll break up with and she'll break into your house and scream at your new girl to get our of "her" bed, is she?
crigger61 7
I think this shouldn't be an fml for u
vansbabe66 0
I think this is funny haahaha your ******
johnnydeath 0
Are people retarded? You don't get married because someone else had the same name as a banner trailing behind a plane... Should have just admitted it wasn't for her.
Cinn_fml 23
Yeah. Totally agree. This is my main problem with these kind of proposals, they can cause mix ups, she shouldn't have assumed it was for her unless the OP did something for her to assume so. And as she did, OP should've just explained.
almae 0
did you have a ring!?!? I mean it's not official without it
baby_gurly 0
MARRY. HER. THEN.
Happy_Tristan 2
Eh man...if ya love her, just marry her. All's good. If you're not ready, then just tell 'er the truth, though judging by the fact that this happened a while ago I'm assuming you already made some sort of answer to her so really, my advice would be kind of nil right? Though I believe honesty's the best policy.
cassi5709 0
they should probably have last names on those things...
Bruelock 0
Marry her then. All you have to do is thank the guy who order the plane.
btbrossard 0
Marry her! If you tell her the truth now, she'll be pissed. You should have said something right there, but it's kind of late for that....