Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML
Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
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Jackiess22 0
Shit
bigdickprick 0
Did she order that shit? Scandalous hoe.
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Comments (118)
Oryx1988 1
this is one of the best i have seen in ages! wow!
redbeater 5
Shit, your life is ******. Good luck getting out of it.
johnnyexpl0sion 0
here's what i woulda done. i would have explained to her in a sweet tone that the plane wasn't for her, yet i still loved her wholeheartedly, and i was waiting for the right time for it to be special..... ok bullshit i woulda ran like hell. LOL
rbond93 4
saves u money lol
Sdras 0
OP should've just gone for the innocent act. Act like you have no idea what she was talking about. Unless you really want to marry her ofcourse, then congratulations to both of you.
hihoney07 0
just be honest... although some of these I have a feeling are made up because that's just too perfectly horrible.
_RobotInDisguise 0
Just try and delay the wedding for as long as possible; the fact that she thought you proposed and said yes doesn't mean you have to be married in a few months. A friend of mine wants to wait at least 1 year or 2 after a proposal before getting married, so she has time to plan. After all, if you've been with her a year and I half marriage must have crossed your mind at least once. And if it hasn't, you should ask yourself why before you hurt your GF a lot more.
420smoke420 3
just kill it and eat it's entrails
Unikorni 3
Of course she said yes. There's a whole book about Cassie saying yes.
deidra07 0
If you want to marry her, then marry her. If you dont feel like its the right time to get married to her, tell her the truth. If you cant see you spending the rest of your life with her, then you should get out or shes going to be hurt more later. But she deserves to know the truth. Just tell the girl.