Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML
Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
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Jackiess22 0
Shit
bigdickprick 0
Did she order that shit? Scandalous hoe.
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Comments (118)
LyuboLove 0
Seems like a nice enough set up. It's a gift from the heavens, man. Only problem would be if you don't want to get married. It's clear she loves you enough to stick around, so you guys can actually seal the deal when the time is right for both of you, if ever :)
SarahMarie83 0
She didn't find it the least bit odd that you went to the expense and trouble of hiring a plane yet didn't bother to purchase a ring? Sounds suspicious to me.
Dragonmouth 4
Reminds me of a Henry Cho standup comedy routine.
Devolver 0
Haha, this is win! Forced to marry someone, fyl!
ruby84 1
Grow a pair & tell her the truth!
QueenDani 0
yepp
heypeoplezzz 0
If you want to marry her, marry her. You've been with her for a long time, but if you tell her the truth, she has no reason to break up with you. It's not your fault the plane came. If it happend to me, and my boyfriend said he didn't get the plane, I'd say "oh" and laugh about it. So, it's not an FML, if you think you want to marry her, marry her. ;)
MidgetMonster 0
lol conniving cassie
Katara107 0
well dang boy, there's probably a thousand cassie out there..what did she expect!...lol sux to explain huh..lol
penorwood 3
LOL
amiemariej 0
definition of "F**ked"