Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML
Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Jackiess22 0
Shit
bigdickprick 0
Did she order that shit? Scandalous hoe.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (118)
crymson 0
tee-hee so you just ordered the banner? =)
shadowsbane 0
in b4 "Today, I was with my boyfriend of a year and a half at the beach when a plane flew overhead with a banner saying 'Cassie, will you marry me?' My name is Cassie. It was the sweetest thing ever and I said yes. I was so happy until after dinner when he told me he never ordered any plane. FML"
626James 0
Don't know what to say. Sign maybe?
bugmenotmofo 34
Oh, shit. This is an FML for the ages!
Schiffy 18
I'd say you probably lucked out
Trixies100 0
hahahahahaha where's rhe ring
smartman136 8
damnit fail plane ur screwed noe hahahaha
PunxsatownyPhil 0
If you love her, explain that you didn't order it and marry her anyway. There could be another Cassie there too.
crberry12 0
my name is Cassie!
xoxbandgeekxox13 3
what if was a different Cassie there are more than one in the world with a bf but that's just a possibility I hope she doesn't get too upset :(