Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML
Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
Today, two of my daughter's fish died after owning them for a year. Yesterday I spent $400 on a new bigger fish tank so that they would be happier. I built the stand, set it up, and got everything running. All I had to do was let it run for a week so that the pH would be fine for them, and then move them across. FML
Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML
Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML
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_pk_ 0
I think you've been using DOG FOOD to feed your fish. That pretty much explains everything you said.
Ligerie 0
Just get another one, they're like three bucks
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Comments (142)
Lauriebug 0
This makes absolutely no sense. I have a tank of 8 fish plus a tank of babies. I have one like 3oz can of fish food granules and it's not even half way gone and I've had it for about 3 months. I think you probably are feeding them dogfood.
leannez 21
My husband had very large fish in one of our tanks and the amount of food they ate, including feeder fish etc, was ridiculous. You should probably research a little before you post...
mattyman21 0
i could tell wat was goin to happen after the first sentence
Stunt_fml 5
Your MENSA quality mind makes me jealous, Sherlock.
quarterback 0
Hmm. Good job #14. You should probably get off fml and go fight crimes with your super psychic powers.
bitchfacee 0
but another fish?
emzmcgee 0
Did you have a piranha? Can't think of many fish that would have a month's worth of food be heavy.
SKYblue_fml 1
Was it a shark? That would be awesome; I think that they prefer to kill their own food though, but this would explain the cost and weight of your fishfood... anyway, if it's not too expensive, you can get another one, or take a quick trip to the ocean ^_^ The end.
britneycheyene 13
Are you seriously that stupid, like honestly.
Pixelle_fml 0
Get another fish?
maria12_fml 0
Buy a new fish! I think ur an idiot if you've already had It for 2 or more years cuz they only live 2 years,also fish only need a sprinkle of food once a day so buying a lot of food for them is just stupid. Dumbass
CL41RE 0
FYI they can live to be 20 if properly taken care of. Once I saw a giant goldfish probably around 20.
ifzombiesattack 0
a year's worth of food shouldn't even be that heavy...
summer66_fml 0
well you can always buy another fish. they have 15 cent goldfish at walmart :)
thelonelylurker 0
Well, that's alright, just buy some more fish.