Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
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Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping. When I turned around I noticed a group of teens passing by laughing. I didn't think anything of it until I got to my cart. The losers had left a pack of Slim Fast in my cart. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend at the store with my infant daughter. As we caught up, she assured me that I could get rid of all my baby weight from the pregnancy. If only I had actually been pregnant. My wife carried her and looks fantastic. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML
Today, I was taking my 3 month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon." I've never had a baby. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML
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Top comments
MrsUchiha 0
The best thing you can do is move on.. I mean there's no way this ****** up your life. You and your hubby know you're not fat so that's all that matters. Congrats on the baby. :)
astro_plastic 0
Train your baby to be a ninja assassin and come see that guy again in a few more months.
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Comments (147)
redneck907 0
u should have kicked him in the balls
perdix 31
Some women use pregnancy as an excuse to put on 70+ lbs. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
BenLarge1 0
win ^
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
A lot of girls in my high school got pregnant, and some of them would post pictures of their big bellies with captions like "13 weeks!" Too bad the baby isn't big enough to show at 13 weeks, so they were only displaying their fat guts. One of my moms friends belly was starting to get huge after she got preggo, and when I asked her how far along she was, she said 1 month. You don't show at 1 month...
Cinn_fml 23
Whilst how thin you are is not the most important concern during pregnancy that is just silly. It makes me worry about future generations and their intelligence.
hgradeca 0
if I were your husband, I would have beaten the shit out of that idiot...
chrisback5 0
^ I was about to write the same thing.
yourlifesfucked 0
shoulda said " the only fat thing here is ur lip" and then punched him in the face
applesuckers 0
XD Funny
Craw25 0
Should of kick him in his balls!
chynab 0
tht is not cool....
ebright 0
y didnt u go rambo on his ass
nommnom_fml 0
oh that's no baby inside me. It's a light machine gun bitch!! -goes Rambo on his ass-
meluvsyou 0
This is not an fml but I hope you told him to go straight to hell. I would have been like, I'm in denial? well you work in a mall for a living, asshole.
underpaid011 0
I would have taken a bottle of pills, then crammed it up the guys ass while saying " don't deny YOUR weight problem". and then gone to jail. I would also have told my lawyer to only pick women to be on my jury, so the verdict would be not guilty
Anteezy 7
It could have been worse, he could have assumed you were pregnant while you were just fat, but he just thought you were fat while you were pregnant. And gaining weight during a pregnancy is kinda normal.