Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping. When I turned around I noticed a group of teens passing by laughing. I didn't think anything of it until I got to my cart. The losers had left a pack of Slim Fast in my cart. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend at the store with my infant daughter. As we caught up, she assured me that I could get rid of all my baby weight from the pregnancy. If only I had actually been pregnant. My wife carried her and looks fantastic. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML
Today, I was taking my 3 month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon." I've never had a baby. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML
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Top comments
MrsUchiha 0
The best thing you can do is move on.. I mean there's no way this ****** up your life. You and your hubby know you're not fat so that's all that matters. Congrats on the baby. :)
astro_plastic 0
Train your baby to be a ninja assassin and come see that guy again in a few more months.
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Comments (147)
purplepillow98 0
it bothers me how some people can't tell the difference between being pregnant and being fat. when someone is pregnant at especially 7 months, I'm pretty sure there tummies are too round and perfect instead of all loose and floppy and fat. k bye
bntilley 2
your hubs should have kicked his ass!!
onorexveritas 24
that's what they all say...loljk
lolmybutt 0
Jerk. U should have gone right up to him and say, f u I'm pregnant idiot! Congrats on the baby!
katiedoll6 7
Aww congrats and take no notice cos in 3 months u will hav a little bundle of joy and he will hav a bunch of pills and no money
lolz0701 4
Well that's better than what happened to my friend. She is a bit big and some lady asked her if it was a boy or girl then proceeded to rub her tummy......
SSahara 11
Then why would you even get upset? :) Congratulations, by the way!
worldclassrager 41
What a jerk
Mandariee 7
I would have gone all crazy pregnant woman on his ass..
zefronke8 25
I can just imagine this as a NAR GUY: buy some pills ME: I'm not fat GUY: don't deny your weight problems ME:I'm seven months present jackass HUSBAND: *repeatedly bitch slaps Guy*