I won! I won!

By winnerwinner - 02/05/2012 15:46 - United States

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Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML
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HannahMarshall 6

Mario Kart is a serious game.

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ILoveEggnog 7

I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.

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Evenzzon 1

Well he need to beat you at something;) either you lose at Mario cart or live without an ****** for the rest of your life;D fyl

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DogsPaw 16

Well if he is finishing early I don't think she is getting much intimacy anyways.

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MDTeddy 13

She has a right to be good at Mario Kart.

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LennyComa 39

Blue Shells are the bane of every Mario Kart Player...Always keep a Invinceability Star just in Case....damn blue shells

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Il_Maestro 6

He's just using too many speed mushrooms in bed

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Actually 105, if you use the mushroom the VERY SECOND the blue shell swoops down, you'll speed out of the way and dodge it. Yes, I'm sort of a nerd when it comes to these things, been playing Mario Kart since Nintendo64.

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tjv3 10

Well to quote the move White men can't jump: sometimes when you win, you actually lose.

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888pickles888 4

Damn....your husband needs to get a life

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littletinyME 5

Consequences come with skill.

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jackassiddy 8

And consequently her skills prevent her from coming..

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raaawwwrrZ 8

Wait... A woman did well in a driving game? Am I the only one confused about that?

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DrDilllonReese 12

I'm baffled as well. Soon men will be winning in cooking games..

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LunaBee3105 3

hahaha great timing

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HannahMarshall 6

Mario Kart is a serious game.

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KiddNYC1O 20

So is Mario Party. Ah, the '64 era... Good old times.

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littletinyME 5

Mario Party 6 got me and my brothers hating each other. :) Good times.

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KiddNYC1O 20

36- My cousins. Argh!! Lol.

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thebeautybleeds 17

This is why my boyfriend play Mario kart double dash and are always on a team in Mario party. :3

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

My bro just hated being beaten, so one time he actually took the wii and smashed it on the hardwood. I laughed my ass off when my mom came down, screaming. Ah, I love you James XD

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jackassiddy 8

So he needs to finish first so he will stop finishing first..

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Shadowvoid 33

Wow. I see what you did there. Clever. *applause*

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KMtheDrummer 6

Wow, two hilarious comments for two. Props,

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Torva_fml 16

Two for three, you ruined it.

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TunechiXXL 0

167 - 3 outta 4 huh?

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russfml 31

Lol, well he's a jerk off and I think you can one up him on that

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ILoveEggnog 7

I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.

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TheDrudgeChild 4

Yes, because only children play video games. It's almost funny how people still think that.

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Hozu 3

More like the OP's husband has the attitude of a 10-year old.

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shannonreneee 11

24, I don't think I know anyone who thinks video games are for kids. I think these days they are aimed for teenagers to adults.

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Grimmerie 31

24 - hear that whooshing noise? It's the sound of 7's comment flying over your head.

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Ashlee0715 8

Wow, immaturity much? I feel bad for you.

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Ashlee0715 8

Really people? That IS immature and slightly stupid.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I think you should let him win. And then you win, and if you win everyone wins!

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challan 19

Nope! She needs to keep kicking his ass and then **********. Win win for her! ;)

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

No one wins when you have to ********** lol.

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katcot99 11

One doesn't just let him win.

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ladyLALAA 28

94's comment was funnier anyway, sorry to burst your bubble!

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Llama_Face89 33

96- someone had to improve your comment.

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hclover 0

Marion kart is serious shit! You cant just let him win!!!•_.

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