Hit him with a blue shell.

Ummm sketch

Not as intimate tho:P

Well if he is finishing early I don't think she is getting much intimacy anyways.

She has a right to be good at Mario Kart.

Blue Shells are the bane of every Mario Kart Player...Always keep a Invinceability Star just in Case....damn blue shells

He's just using too many speed mushrooms in bed

Actually 105, if you use the mushroom the VERY SECOND the blue shell swoops down, you'll speed out of the way and dodge it. Yes, I'm sort of a nerd when it comes to these things, been playing Mario Kart since Nintendo64.

Well to quote the move White men can't jump: sometimes when you win, you actually lose.

Ditto

Damn....your husband needs to get a life

And consequently her skills prevent her from coming..

Wait... A woman did well in a driving game? Am I the only one confused about that?

I'm baffled as well. Soon men will be winning in cooking games..

hahaha great timing

I think you meant to say awesome...

3- you don't say

So is Mario Party. Ah, the '64 era... Good old times.

Mario Party 6 got me and my brothers hating each other. :) Good times.

Yes, yes it is

36- My cousins. Argh!! Lol.

This is why my boyfriend play Mario kart double dash and are always on a team in Mario party. :3

My bro just hated being beaten, so one time he actually took the wii and smashed it on the hardwood. I laughed my ass off when my mom came down, screaming. Ah, I love you James XD

Wow. I see what you did there. Clever. *applause*

*takes bow* *accepts roses*

Wow, two hilarious comments for two. Props,

Two for three, you ruined it.

167 - 3 outta 4 huh?

Yes, because only children play video games. It's almost funny how people still think that.

More like the OP's husband has the attitude of a 10-year old.

My thoughts exactly.

24, I don't think I know anyone who thinks video games are for kids. I think these days they are aimed for teenagers to adults.

24 - hear that whooshing noise? It's the sound of 7's comment flying over your head.

Really people? That IS immature and slightly stupid.

Nope! She needs to keep kicking his ass and then masterbate. Win win for her! ;)

No one wins when you have to masterbate lol.

51- You're doing it wrong.

Good logic

One doesn't just let him win.

Must you copy me?

94's comment was funnier anyway, sorry to burst your bubble!

96- someone had to improve your comment.

Marion kart is serious shit! You cant just let him win!!!•_.