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Actually 105, if you use the mushroom the VERY SECOND the blue shell swoops down, you'll speed out of the way and dodge it. Yes, I'm sort of a nerd when it comes to these things, been playing Mario Kart since Nintendo64.
Well to quote the move White men can't jump: sometimes when you win, you actually lose.
Mario Kart is a serious game.
I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.