I won! I won!

By winnerwinner - 02/05/2012 15:46 - United States

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Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 774
You deserved it 6 841

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Mario Kart is a serious game.

I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.

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Well he need to beat you at something;) either you lose at Mario cart or live without an orgasm for the rest of your life;D fyl

Hit him with a blue shell.

Not as intimate tho:P

Well if he is finishing early I don't think she is getting much intimacy anyways.

She has a right to be good at Mario Kart.

Blue Shells are the bane of every Mario Kart Player...Always keep a Invinceability Star just in Case....damn blue shells

He's just using too many speed mushrooms in bed

Actually 105, if you use the mushroom the VERY SECOND the blue shell swoops down, you'll speed out of the way and dodge it. Yes, I'm sort of a nerd when it comes to these things, been playing Mario Kart since Nintendo64.

Well to quote the move White men can't jump: sometimes when you win, you actually lose.

Damn....your husband needs to get a life

Consequences come with skill.

And consequently her skills prevent her from coming..

Wait... A woman did well in a driving game? Am I the only one confused about that?

I'm baffled as well. Soon men will be winning in cooking games..

hahaha great timing

Your husband sounds very immature.

I think you meant to say awesome...

3- you don't say

Mario Kart is a serious game.

So is Mario Party. Ah, the '64 era... Good old times.

Mario Party 6 got me and my brothers hating each other. :) Good times.

36- My cousins. Argh!! Lol.

This is why my boyfriend play Mario kart double dash and are always on a team in Mario party. :3

My bro just hated being beaten, so one time he actually took the wii and smashed it on the hardwood. I laughed my ass off when my mom came down, screaming. Ah, I love you James XD

So he needs to finish first so he will stop finishing first..

Wow. I see what you did there. Clever. *applause*

*takes bow* *accepts roses*

Wow, two hilarious comments for two. Props,

Two for three, you ruined it.

167 - 3 outta 4 huh?

Lol, well he's a jerk off and I think you can one up him on that

I didn't know it was legal to marry ten year olds.

Yes, because only children play video games. It's almost funny how people still think that.

More like the OP's husband has the attitude of a 10-year old.

My thoughts exactly.

24, I don't think I know anyone who thinks video games are for kids. I think these days they are aimed for teenagers to adults.

24 - hear that whooshing noise? It's the sound of 7's comment flying over your head.

Wow, immaturity much? I feel bad for you.

Really people? That IS immature and slightly stupid.

I think you should let him win. And then you win, and if you win everyone wins!

Nope! She needs to keep kicking his ass and then masterbate. Win win for her! ;)

No one wins when you have to masterbate lol.

51- You're doing it wrong.

Then let him win.

One doesn't just let him win.

Must you copy me?

94's comment was funnier anyway, sorry to burst your bubble!

96- someone had to improve your comment.

Marion kart is serious shit! You cant just let him win!!!•_.