Animals: Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said,...

By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML

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Doggy dog world

By Whatever - 24/09/2021 08:00

Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML

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Mistaken identity

By thedogwalker - 09/08/2020 08:02

Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML

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By chris - 09/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML

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By life// - 08/01/2013 23:56 - Canada - Fort Mcmurray

Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML

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By MCRxforever - 17/06/2010 22:56 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML

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Bad boy

By PicklesMcRaptor - 25/03/2012 11:59 - United States - Miami

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

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By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

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By sandiego - 22/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML

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By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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Friday 26 April 2013 9:09

Ain't that a bitch?

Koravel 10

Friday 26 April 2013 9:12

Officially less attractive than a dog

Comments

lasky9 7

Friday 26 April 2013 17:37

I would've just said, yeah, I know. THANK YOU, and made him look like an idiot.

onorexveritas 23

Friday 26 April 2013 18:35

he's one of those "I like animals more than humans" types

roflstomp716 19

Friday 26 April 2013 19:13

he should've at least played it off like he was talking to you. and not say he was talking to the dog. that's like a slap to the face

ButterflyLadyBug 14

Friday 26 April 2013 21:07

when I make compliments about someone's dog out in public I say "he" or "she" . not "you" . if I'm wrong about the gender the owner will correct me . no big deal . if I'm walking my dog and someone says "you" I'd think they were talking about me . I don't know what this guy's problem was because "thank you" is a normal response when complimenting someone's pet . example : "wow ! SHE'S/HE'S so pretty !! you have a beautiful dog sir/ma'am!!" :D I think this fml makes it out to seem like this guy made OP out to seem less attractive than her dog . or he was just a jerk . but that's just my opinion !! :) Carry on ...

xTrepidation 14

Friday 26 April 2013 21:37

Hey, that's still a compliment!

NeinKittenz 20

Friday 26 April 2013 22:54

#20 You rang?

Shorty777 4

Saturday 27 April 2013 3:58

Was he looking at you when he said it?

hurley12 30

Saturday 27 April 2013 4:28

He should have just went a long with it and boost your self esteem.

geocayce 7

Saturday 27 April 2013 8:07

It seems there's something missing from this FML... If he was speaking to the dog, wouldn't he direct it at the dog? It seems strange he would direct it at OP in a way that was confusing enough to mistake who the recipient of the comment was. I can't picture this scenario as it's written without asking questions.