Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML
Today, I was walking my dog when a car slowed down, and a guy leaned out of the window, then yelled, "Hey, nice dog!" Naturally, I turned to reply, "Thank you!" only to find that the guy had no intention of complimenting me at all. He had been talking to the dog the entire time. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a cute guy jogging towards me. I tried to look cool and gave him a smile. At that exact moment, my dog stopped to poop directly on my shoe. The guy jogged past without breaking stride and muttered, “Perfect timing.” FML
Today, in the middle of what I thought was an empty park, I told my dog he’s the “goodest, bestest boy” while out on a walk. A stranger appeared out of nowhere, gave me a thumbs-up, and said, “You too, champ.” FML
Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML
Today, while walking my dog, I saw a hot guy so I tried to look chill. My dog chose that exact moment to take an enormous dump. I didn’t have any bags. The dude stared while I pretended to check my phone until he walked off. FML
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DDCA 24
Ain't that a bitch?
Koravel 10
Officially less attractive than a dog
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Comments (55)
lasky9 7
I would've just said, yeah, I know. THANK YOU, and made him look like an idiot.
onorexveritas 24
he's one of those "I like animals more than humans" types
roflstomp716 19
he should've at least played it off like he was talking to you. and not say he was talking to the dog. that's like a slap to the face
ButterflyLadyBug 14
when I make compliments about someone's dog out in public I say "he" or "she" . not "you" . if I'm wrong about the gender the owner will correct me . no big deal . if I'm walking my dog and someone says "you" I'd think they were talking about me . I don't know what this guy's problem was because "thank you" is a normal response when complimenting someone's pet . example : "wow ! SHE'S/HE'S so pretty !! you have a beautiful dog sir/ma'am!!" :D I think this fml makes it out to seem like this guy made OP out to seem less attractive than her dog . or he was just a jerk . but that's just my opinion !! :) Carry on ...
xTrepidation 14
Hey, that's still a compliment!
NeinKittenz 20
#20 You rang?
Shorty777 4
Was he looking at you when he said it?
hurley12 30
He should have just went a long with it and boost your self esteem.
geocayce 7
It seems there's something missing from this FML... If he was speaking to the dog, wouldn't he direct it at the dog? It seems strange he would direct it at OP in a way that was confusing enough to mistake who the recipient of the comment was. I can't picture this scenario as it's written without asking questions.
troublegum 21
Should have said ' I didn't say anything it was the dog'.