Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
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Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML
Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML
Today, I had the most uncomfortable feeling in my socks, but I didn't care to check. It wasn't until I got home that I realized that the feeling was a small thin piece of glass that was slowly cutting away at the bottom of my foot. I still don't know how it got there. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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Top comments
lonkite101 14
Put your toenail clippings under the covers in his bed!
SkoomaKi 28
You see a toenail, I see an ingredient for the next time he/she has a meal >:)
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Comments (87)
AmethystRain 20
Leave some pubes next to the roommate's razor. I guarantee they'll get the hint.
MsConfusedd 27
That is on a WAY more disgusting level of grossness than toenail clippings
unknown_user5566 27
How would leaving pubes out lead the roomate to think "oh shit, I should clean up my toenail clippings!"...? The roomate would see that and likely think "wow, my roomate is disturbed" and nothing would change.
unknown_user5566 27
Holy shit. Spelling fail on my part. Roommate* x3
BubbleGrunge 18
I have extremely hard and tough nails that I have to keep well trimmed often. I, though, tend to throw my clippings in the garbage instead of leaving them lying around, but occasionally a clipping may fall off if whatever I'm using to collect the nails. It happens, but be sure to wash your cut on your foot OP for sanitary reasons! ;)
perdix 31
"Eye for an eye" revenge is just so old school. Next time you trim "down there" wedge your harvest in the bristles of her toothbrush. That'll put you one up, at least.
bjf10 22
Toe jam is extra points.
perdix 31
#54, that's one lady you don't want to piss off!
dathan 14
Oh no, that's horrible. I'm happy you survived, op.
greenie213 23
Cut his toes off. It will never happen again.
tehcyberman 9
That's a bit over the top, for a small thing like this. I mean yea it's gross, but it's not that bad.
MsConfusedd 27
26- ever heard of sarcasm?
Enslaved 38
That's pretty gross but will admit, I've clipped a few toenails and didn't care where they fell. Ugh! Now I'm sicken with my behavior! :P
TheJester12 15
Toenails In the carpet are just the beginning . I bet you're wondering why the shower drain is mysteriously clogged every time your wookie roomate cleans up. Ps. Don't touch the random mismatched socks stuck to the bottom of his drawer.
zombiesdkdjdjf 1
Okay that's just ******* nasty
kimg0885 23
Gross, and that's only what you HAVE found. Imagine what lurks behind the couch!
TheGurl25 3
That is discussing!!!
Schiffy 18
And what exactly are we discussing?
heythere131630 9
Probably how disgusting the whole thing was.
krylonpony 3
****** "Gurl" don't know how to type. All day everyday.
pmr1990 12
Maybe we should talk about the failings of autocorrect?