Sexed to death

By Anonymous - 06/05/2022 12:00

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Today, I just got home from the police station where I had to explain that the guy I drunkenly hooked up with last night died in the middle of sex from a brain aneurysm. He had no wallet or anything, just car keys, so all I could tell the cops was his first name, that’s it. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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You gave him mind-blowing sex, literally!

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spinningrecords 8
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That is the FML of all FMLs!

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John Wenzel 2
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talk about going out with a bang

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RichardPencil 30
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You gave him mind-blowing sex, literally!

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Nikki 14
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Wow that’s a lot! I hope your able to find ways to process seeing that..

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spinningrecords 8
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That is the FML of all FMLs!

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Bogrbon 24
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An actual case of death by snu snu.

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legalgravethief 7
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That’s how I hope to go out! But seriously, that could be traumatising, I hope you get help for it. It wasn’t your fault, it happens!

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Abbusser 12
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I'm amazed how good you are that you can diagnose a brain aneurism with him dying just last night. Even while drunk...

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nexus 18
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He was coming as he was going.

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mccuish 23
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Died doing what a man loves

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xxWTFxx1981 21
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Don't feel bad I am sure he died with a smile on his face

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