Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML
Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML
Today, I had the most uncomfortable feeling in my socks, but I didn't care to check. It wasn't until I got home that I realized that the feeling was a small thin piece of glass that was slowly cutting away at the bottom of my foot. I still don't know how it got there. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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lonkite101 14
Put your toenail clippings under the covers in his bed!
SkoomaKi 28
You see a toenail, I see an ingredient for the next time he/she has a meal >:)
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Comments (87)
andiewithlove 21
Whenever I trim my nails or toe nails a lot of times they fly off in random directions because of the clippers.....including my eye once! D: lol Could've been an honest mistake(:
the420estguy 0
Andie is wicked sexy I can see you listening to classical in your room in a nice pair of panties and a tank how sexy
Callyn 47
How is this worse than stepping on a piece of glass? You'd have a hole in your foot if it was glass. I'm sure the toenail just fell there accidentally. If it really bugs you, talk to your roommate but this is really not that bad.
linkinpark98 24
Gross. If you're going to clip your toenails while living with someone else, at least have the curtesy to do it in the bathroom or something. That's disgusting. :P
rattusrattus 19
Oh gods... flashbacks to last year's foul room-mate... *twitch twitch twitch* Lets hope they're not also leaving week-old dinner remains on your plates, otherwise I'd say you're perfectly entitled to put some goggles on them and then scour them and their property thoroughly.
brandy1 5
That's some sharp nails!!!
Schiffy 18
As gross as that may be, you should at least be glad that it wasn't a piece of glass. Toenails don't draw blood.
unknown_user5566 27
Sit your rommate down for a little chat, and slowly explain how hygenic people handle toenail clippings. Based on this FML, your roommate has very little common sense so it may be beneficial to draw a picture to supplement your instructions, OP.
unknown_user5566 27
What is wrong with my spelling today?! Roommate*, damnit. I think I am going to spend some time writing the word "roommate" down over and over again, since I've spelled it wrong four ******* times in only two comments. Gah.
zandalee 20
...thank God it's nearly the weekend. I know what you mean. I brushed my hair with the dogs brush this morning. I smell like a wet dog. Not attractive.
the420estguy 0
You are damn sexy who cares how stupid you are I would let you mis spell what ever you want
miss_amazing86 10
Eeewwww
NothingsEasy 4
Now that is just nasty
kemando 22
Well.. I mean once u clip it the thing flies away...
KiddNYC1O 22
True. Chances are it could've been op's own nail.