Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
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Top comments
Sunshinify_fml 0
At least you didn't flick him off a second time...
moioi_fml 0
No, what was rude was the ******** who splashed him in the first place
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Comments (287)
TomFeltonFan 0
85, you make jews look bad. I'm a Jewish girl as well and it's people like you that make me ashamed that they can go by the title and call themselves 'jewish'. you disgrace us, and I hope you choke on a dick. moron. (:
chuckychan 8
AT LEAST THE SLUSH WASN'T FIRE, OR LIGHTNING THAT WOULD SUCK MORE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH DAMN CANADIANS LIKE #110
impregnator 0
how the hell does she make jews look bad. jeez
MuffyStJacques 0
I would have tracked that asshole down and pelted him with the slushy shit.
MuffyStJacques 0
I would have tracked that asshole down and pelted him with the slushy shit.
jorrrk 0
lol you totally deserved that but instead of flipping me off ya should of threw a rock threw his window
Bekll 31
"... should HAVE THROWN a rock THROUGH his window." Did you fail 3rd grade English?
zowieandzander77 1
not sure where you come from but unless sunshinifly meant "to brush or knock a speck of something off of someone or something with a quick movement" then FLIP OFF is the correct term.
zowieandzander77 1
FML post fail on my part... my comment was in response to another comment. I know the OP said flip not flick. sorry
seth96 0
that's not very nice
rebekahah 7
67 and since it's all over the place, why would OP be upset for something the driver couldn't help?
jeslynh 0
what a jerk.