Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
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Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
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Sunshinify_fml 0
At least you didn't flick him off a second time...
moioi_fml 0
No, what was rude was the ******** who splashed him in the first place
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Comments (287)
Tylasaur 0
Why not make a slushcone? Whoops, I meant snowcone. Whoops, it's springtime. Whoops, it still snows here in Canada.
alaskasfml 0
same here in alaska. high five for being another person that suffers!
zimandme123 0
lol!!! I would've hopped in my car followed him home and than waited mysteriously outside his house until he came outside... then splash muddy water on him., then roll down the window and scream, " HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT! SON OF A *****!!!!?" then ride away laughing like a hillbilly/ witch cackle.... just a suggestion.....
Jdgaf 3
Today, I accidentally splashed this lady. When I went back to apologize my accelerator got stuck and I ran into a tree. FML.
zimandme123 0
haha das so funny! but sad at the same time.. :( (ps I love your picture )
TomFeltonFan 0
114, if she uses 'know-it-all Jewish bitch' on her profile, that's very offensive. it might be just me but i find that very disgraceful.
Tahu424 0
That's hilarious
lakeybalboa 0
with 30 here
yoshimieve 1
Were you wearing UGG Boots? Wouldnt wanna get them wet with slush. ;D
greenlantern27 6
You should have memorized his license plate and reported him for carelessness while driving. He probably would have got a fine.
xDancer101x 0
u need to learn how to get over things(even though I would have done the same thing)
greenlantern27 6
And #2, why do you comment on every single FML?