Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
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Sunshinify_fml 0
At least you didn't flick him off a second time...
moioi_fml 0
No, what was rude was the ******** who splashed him in the first place
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Comments (287)
zeta24 0
also u could run behind it when it is backing out and it will hit u and u can get his money
parte_perdiz 0
You should have waited till he was out of sight to flip him off. You still get the satisfaction of flipping someone off, but you don't have to suffer the consequences. You may not have deserved the first one but you for sure deserved the second one. As a side note, why didn't you move when you knew a vehicle was coming and there was a potential for slush being thrown at you?
flapdoodle 2
What is the point if no one sees you flipping them off?
sunnysurfchick 0
to know that much about shitty pants, you must of shit your pants a few times.
sk3l370n 0
that is why god invented guns
sgtrobswifey 0
^ Roger that
j_cat187 20
10 gauge buckshot
SkunksNovel 7
Maybe it was all over the place. O.O
missfamousstar11 0
you kind of deserved it
stevenmx86 8
You flipped him off for driving past? Maybe your dumb ass should walk further from the slush?
chihapper7552 0
that's horrible! but funny at the same time haha
lmaoatall 6
64 who hasn't atleast once in their lives. were all human- we breath eat sleep shit piss and occasionally vomit, don't tell me your an angelic person beyond those capabilities
deweybig 0
Yea a third was needed