Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
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Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
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Sunshinify_fml 0
At least you didn't flick him off a second time...
moioi_fml 0
No, what was rude was the ******** who splashed him in the first place
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uncbballwins 0
I started on a hike once. Had to walk 3 miles through the woods so I could change my panties.
Skatejock21 0
that will teach you. You do realize that the police always say to not flip people off... that's how people get hurt, or socked. If you flipped me off... I would have come out a socked you. It's slush... get over it, I live in Canada too... we all get it, deal with it. It's happened to me before and I'm still alive. Plus... it's still winter in most places in Canada, we have to deal with this every year... get used to it... and you should have expected it at one point since it's warming up.
CaptinFalconKnig 6
can't we all just stop fighting and correct stupid errors when they know they did = seriously guys, agree with Mr. buttons here
OMG_N3RD 0
Your a JERK!!
uncbballwins 0
177- yes I am but the fact that there is slush in Canada in March is not because of global warming. This can be scientifically proven if you want to go that far.
omfgTACOsYeSs 0
^^^i agree. xP
AWESOME3SOME 0
58- Obviously #30 seen no humor in the comment. It's normal, there's no need to be a complete jackass about it because quite frankly I seen no humor in it myself. Some jokes make people laugh as to others it doesn't.
CaptinFalconKnig 6
are you really a freaking taco?
uncbballwins 0
Shit I meant to say sharted. And I would go into detail on my autocorrector but we all know how that goes..
db_rainblow 0
Is it just me or does anyone else notice that people become really overbearing and snobby on FML comments, trying to insult people with the most complicated words they can think of. Where's the love?