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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 00:17 - Ireland

Today, I heard that one of our customers had passed away. Saddened, I told everyone who came into our shop about his death. Understandably, some customers got very upset and one even fainted. Suddenly, the "dead" man walked into the shop. Turns out I got the name wrong. FML
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Why would you tell every customer about another customer's death?

I do feel bad for your blunder, but I have to say YDI. I can understand somebody telling their friends that another friend or family member has died, but not customers at a store. Did you not stop to think his family might not want you telling every person who walks into the shop that he died?


jadee000 0

I probably would have done the same thing too

dont go around saying things unless your positive all your info is correct. then you look like your full of shit

Frelling 0

Do both you an OP happen to work for Fox news?

The person that fainted is dead, now spread the good news.


zombie. how original.

60 but you say the same thing in the next post

you have a big mouth you filthy ***** lol

alfa314314 4

Let me guess 26, democrat?

AceArctic 4

No, Australian.

nope. just living dead. haha jk

I guess he was on AMC

I'll get the crowbar.

you are lucky some zombie obsessed customer wasn't there or your not dead guy may suddenly become the not not dead guy

I'm Chang and I can't be killed.

Lol impregnator. loving the username and dp :)

28 days spreads

Why would you tell every customer about another customer's death?

you deusch that was what i was gonna say

I understand letting some people know, but telling everyone who enters the shop seems to be a bit much, no?

because the customer would be vulnerable wich means ypu can sell him more stuff easily.

boycrazy30007 12

It's probably a small town. Everyone knows everyone.

I agree, and also, why after the person fainted would you keep telling people about it?

I see dead people

No way.. I thought I was the only one!

Nice ego boost for him.

GTFL_Later 0

how do you know he isn't a dead zombie

LoneStarTexan 6

yeah a dead zombie who likes turtles!

Frelling 0

Describing a zombie as dead is a tad redundant.

kala_lanier 2


I like very dead decaying zombie turtles

MuffyStJacques 0

Too bad April Fools day has passed.

I thought the exact same thing

callofduty4life 0

Well I don't think anyone cared that a person that they didn't know died.

Maybe if they're heartless. It's sad when someone dies, even if they don't know them.

20 - No, they would not be heartless. Death is a part of life and it's more common than people would like to think. Sure, it's polite to offer condolences when a STRANGER tells you that one of her… acquaintances passes away, but does it really bother or upset you THAT much? I know that it wouldn't bother me, but I know that I'm full of love and would offer any assistance that I could render, but I'm also logical and a realist. I don't oft let emotions rule my life. An honest mistake that even I would possibly make, but YDI either way, OP.

-A mistake in getting a name wrong, that is; not telling everyone about someone's passing.

GTFL_Later 0

comment moderated.

GTFL_Later 0

Nice you can moderate your own comments. Turtles 4life.

nommnom_fml 0

maybe people would believe you if the "comment moderated" was in italics

A7X_LoVeee 10