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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 00:17 - Ireland

Today, I heard that one of our customers had passed away. Saddened, I told everyone who came into our shop about his death. Understandably, some customers got very upset and one even fainted. Suddenly, the "dead" man walked into the shop. Turns out I got the name wrong. FML
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Fuzzbump 5

Why would you tell every customer about another customer's death?

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LilaBear 1

I do feel bad for your blunder, but I have to say YDI. I can understand somebody telling their friends that another friend or family member has died, but not customers at a store. Did you not stop to think his family might not want you telling every person who walks into the shop that he died?

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jadee000 0

I probably would have done the same thing too

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ydi_4_suking 20

dont go around saying things unless your positive all your info is correct. then you look like your full of shit

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Frelling 0

Do both you an OP happen to work for Fox news?

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khaya 9

The person that fainted is dead, now spread the good news.

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nhlnba2 6

OMG!! ZOMBIEEEEE!!!!!!

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impregnator 0

zombie. how original.

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Jonkbaby 22

60 but you say the same thing in the next post

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humzizzl3 0

you have a big mouth you filthy ***** lol

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alfa314314 4

Let me guess 26, democrat?

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AceArctic 4

No, Australian.

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TheFection 0

nope. just living dead. haha jk

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impregnator 0

I guess he was on AMC

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Grimmerie 31

I'll get the crowbar.

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insanesna1l 0

you are lucky some zombie obsessed customer wasn't there or your not dead guy may suddenly become the not not dead guy

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khaya 9

I'm Chang and I can't be killed.

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dre_bro11 12

Lol impregnator. loving the username and dp :)

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Asura09 0

28 days later...it spreads

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Fuzzbump 5

Why would you tell every customer about another customer's death?

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baseballin25 0

you deusch that was what i was gonna say

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Fuzzbump 5

I understand letting some people know, but telling everyone who enters the shop seems to be a bit much, no?

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T3P33_fml 0

because the customer would be vulnerable wich means ypu can sell him more stuff easily.

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boycrazy30007 12

It's probably a small town. Everyone knows everyone.

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Person58 17

I agree, and also, why after the person fainted would you keep telling people about it?

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mariazzz 5

I see dead people

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jess6blondie9 2

No way.. I thought I was the only one!

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Nimmrodel 11

Nice ego boost for him.

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GTFL_Later 0

how do you know he isn't a dead zombie

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LoneStarTexan 6

yeah a dead zombie who likes turtles!

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Frelling 0

Describing a zombie as dead is a tad redundant.

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kala_lanier 2

zzoommbbiieess.

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sarapsosis 1

I like very dead decaying zombie turtles

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MuffyStJacques 0

Too bad April Fools day has passed.

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Jesster22 3

I thought the exact same thing

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callofduty4life 0

Well I don't think anyone cared that a person that they didn't know died.

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jess6blondie9 2

Maybe if they're heartless. It's sad when someone dies, even if they don't know them.

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laden_swallow09 34

20 - No, they would not be heartless. Death is a part of life and it's more common than people would like to think. Sure, it's polite to offer condolences when a STRANGER tells you that one of her… acquaintances passes away, but does it really bother or upset you THAT much? I know that it wouldn't bother me, but I know that I'm full of love and would offer any assistance that I could render, but I'm also logical and a realist. I don't oft let emotions rule my life. An honest mistake that even I would possibly make, but YDI either way, OP.

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laden_swallow09 34

-A mistake in getting a name wrong, that is; not telling everyone about someone's passing.

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GTFL_Later 0

comment moderated.

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GTFL_Later 0

Nice you can moderate your own comments. Turtles 4life.

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nommnom_fml 0

maybe people would believe you if the "comment moderated" was in italics

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A7X_LoVeee 10

lol

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