Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
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Top comments
Sunshinify_fml 0
At least you didn't flick him off a second time...
moioi_fml 0
No, what was rude was the ******** who splashed him in the first place
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Comments (287)
CanadianBlondee 0
85 was arguing with #2's statement.
KingDingALing 9
In addition to #90, after you flip him off again, throw something at his window when he's coming back. He'll most likely stop and when he does, grab something else like a bat and start hitting his car with it. You're probably going to go to jail if you do, but....it'll be worth it! :)
Valdrek 26
hahaha.....fail
FreakenJewtastic 0
88, I am fully aware of that darling. (:
sgtrobswifey 0
This is prime example why I have a cwp and carry around a potato. They make terrific portable silencers.
lauramini 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! what an asshole
impregnator 0
y'all girls need to get wet like op n stop fighting over garbage. n op earned the 2nd flash
AMAZINashleigh 6
Well, that's not very nice. Hehe!!
MajorPain318 0
thats hilarious.. dnt walk near da slush next time haha
cwest13 0
shitty that it happened but if you had of got the license plate you could have got him fined, that ***** illegal here in Ontario. weird thing to be fined for but it happens.