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Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

By youlyingjerk - / Monday 1 February 2010 02:12 / United States
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By  Anteezy  |  7

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  Anteezy  |  7

dear, [ ]noob [ ]idiot [ ]asshole [ ]random person [ ]you [ ]scientologist [ ]fucktard [X]troll [ ]whore [ ]shit face [X]loser [ ]microsoft [ ]douche you… [X]have said “FIRST!!” in a thread [ ]‘ve been caught hacking [ ]‘ve been caught trolling [ ]got owned in a nameless fps 1312 times [ ]begged for items in a foreign language in MMOs [ ]played maplestory [ ]have been caught spreading chain letters [ ]were caught having sex with children [ ]are just plain acting retarded in a social sense [X]are trying to gain attention [ ]are flamebaiting [ ]were caught spamming [X]have a mentality of an 8 year old please kindly… [ ]shoot yourself [ ]jump off a building [ ]hit yourself with a fire extinguisher [ ]refrain from doing whatever it is you were doing and take a social skills class [ ]learn2read [X]get a life [X]repeat elementary school [ ]stop skipping class [ ]screw yourself [ ]stop having sex with your parents [ ]commit sepuku yours truly, everyone that cares

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By  Chocolatine_fml  |  0

I sympathize... yesterday nearly the same thing happened to me in front of several friends of mine. They were laughing so hard they couldn't breathe anymore. Crappy weather lol. :) FYL

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By  jpjruler  |  0

you couldhave been like... OH NOW YOU NOTICE ME when I get hurt yeah fuck you neighbor.... then like it would have made him feel like a dick and u would have been like tottally good.... oh and btw I would have laughed at you to lol just saying

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