By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 508
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Oh my god, he dropped his shovel!

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wow that sucks, be more careful

#1 you have no life, and sorry to hear OP. But maybe it just was funny.

at least he noticed you. us guys like it when girls mess up, you don't have to be graceful all the time.

#30, you said it.

dear, [ ]noob [ ]idiot [ ]asshole [ ]random person [ ]you [ ]scientologist [ ]fucktard [X]troll [ ]whore [ ]shit face [X]loser [ ]microsoft [ ]douche you… [X]have said “FIRST!!” in a thread [ ]‘ve been caught hacking [ ]‘ve been caught trolling [ ]got owned in a nameless fps 1312 times [ ]begged for items in a foreign language in MMOs [ ]played maplestory [ ]have been caught spreading chain letters [ ]were caught having sex with children [ ]are just plain acting retarded in a social sense [X]are trying to gain attention [ ]are flamebaiting [ ]were caught spamming [X]have a mentality of an 8 year old please kindly… [ ]shoot yourself [ ]jump off a building [ ]hit yourself with a fire extinguisher [ ]refrain from doing whatever it is you were doing and take a social skills class [ ]learn2read [X]get a life [X]repeat elementary school [ ]stop skipping class [ ]screw yourself [ ]stop having sex with your parents [ ]commit sepuku yours truly, everyone that cares

We have a winrar!

#34, funniest shit ever for a commet!!!!! XD

you are and idiot what's with ppl thinking thar it's cool to be first

haha anteezy is full of win

Oh my god, he dropped his shovel!

awh that's mean he didn't even check to see if u were ok:( u shouldn't be embrassed cuz he's an ass

It would have been pretty obvious if she was ok or not. He just had to see of she stood up afterwards.

No that's mean if he was any kind of man he would have come to see if she was ok instead of standing there laughing at her god where are all the gentlemen nowadays

he's former special forces, he'd know if she were really hurt.

That does suck....FYL..>.<

I sympathize... yesterday nearly the same thing happened to me in front of several friends of mine. They were laughing so hard they couldn't breathe anymore. Crappy weather lol. :) FYL

I think you deserve a 'special forces' medal. SAS- Stupid And Silly

notice how the OP practically described bear grylls?

I wouldve cracked up so much I wouldve hit myself with the shovel on accident :D

retard she "slipped" of course she can stand shit bird. she then fell again he she was dazed

You fucking deserve that shit, I'd be laughing myself aha

you couldhave been like... OH NOW YOU NOTICE ME when I get hurt yeah fuck you neighbor.... then like it would have made him feel like a dick and u would have been like tottally good.... oh and btw I would have laughed at you to lol just saying