Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
By
youlyingjerk
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1/2/2010 02:12
- United States
[ ]noob
[ ]idiot
[ ]asshole
[ ]random person
[ ]you
[ ]scientologist
[ ]fucktard
[X]troll
[ ]whore
[ ]shit face
[X]loser
[ ]microsoft
[ ]douche
you…
[X]have said “FIRST!!” in a thread
[ ]‘ve been caught hacking
[ ]‘ve been caught trolling
[ ]got owned in a nameless fps 1312 times
[ ]begged for items in a foreign language in MMOs
[ ]played maplestory
[ ]have been caught spreading chain letters
[ ]were caught having sex with children
[ ]are just plain acting retarded in a social sense
[X]are trying to gain attention
[ ]are flamebaiting
[ ]were caught spamming
[X]have a mentality of an 8 year old
please kindly…
[ ]shoot yourself
[ ]jump off a building
[ ]hit yourself with a fire extinguisher
[ ]refrain from doing whatever it is you were doing and take a social skills class
[ ]learn2read
[X]get a life
[X]repeat elementary school
[ ]stop skipping class
[ ]screw yourself
[ ]stop having sex with your parents
[ ]commit sepuku
yours truly,
everyone that cares