Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions!
1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because...
2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth.
The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts).
And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911