FML : Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear,...

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Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911

By Spooprfailed - / Tuesday 8 April 2014 05:32 / Canada - Winnipeg

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By RedPillSucks | 31

#5908468 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:34

Smooth move mood killer

By Welshite | 39

#5908469 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:35

Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.

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By RedPillSucks | 31

#5908468 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:34

Smooth move mood killer

ThatOneGuy719 | 16

#5908529 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:17

Hell yeah man, I bet it gets all the ladies

thefastnfuryass | 14

#5908559 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:43

OP is really into Rape Sloth quotes.

By Welshite | 39

#5908469 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:35

Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.

By Credibleskills | 28

#5908472 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:37

What a turn off XD

nyctophobia | 5

#5930086 - Wednesday 30 April 2014 3:11

no really?

By classiceagle63 | 16

#5908473 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:37

Well, clothes are technically weight..

Konain | 12

#5908561 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:44

You could've tried to say that you meant the weight of her clothes ;)

MichelleRuzicka | 15

#5909070 - Wednesday 9 April 2014 7:18

This may seem a bit random, (probably from my sleep deprivation, sorry y'all) but generally peoples' clothing only adds 2-6 lbs., so if you actually lost 2-6 lbs. of weight on your body, it wouldn't be that noticeable... just like gaining that amount of weight: not really noticeable.

PageantGirlXOXO | 16

#5909145 - Wednesday 9 April 2014 9:11

94: Well if you are severely overweight, then 5 pounds won't make a difference. If you are in pretty good shape (or happen to be really short)...Unfortunately, 5 pounds can be very noticeable

By thefrenchenglish | 6

#5908474 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:37

you are bad

shanebob | 15

#5910348 - Thursday 10 April 2014 14:06

That might be the worst comment i've ever seen on here.

daminantion | 14

#5914058 - Monday 14 April 2014 6:21

second worst. 'Your bad' would top it.

By Wuff | 6

#5908475 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:37

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By xXLotSoJelloXx | 7

#5908478 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:40

And then the off switch was hit...queue the flying shoe at the man's face

By name_loading | 19

#5908479 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:42

I believe this is what one might call a Freudian Slip.

MLardinos | 14

#5909052 - Wednesday 9 April 2014 6:36

A what?

BootheGhost | 6

#5909466 - Wednesday 9 April 2014 18:37

I prefer to call it, "Autocorrect in real life."

By asparagus12 | 21

#5908480 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:42

This apology is beyond flowers. Looks like you will be making a trip to the jewelry store.

negb | 30

#5908555 - Tuesday 8 April 2014 19:40

I'd take chocolate over jewelry but I feel like for this particular apology, that probably wouldn't go over well.

ManicGypsy | 21

#5909283 - Wednesday 9 April 2014 14:33

I came here to post just that. Jewelry is required in situations such as these. The more expensive, the better. Chocolate would probably work, but might send the wrong message. A dozen long stem roses might help too.